The "Who Would Win" Thread?

[Moe Ronalds]

Here's how it works, everyone post two D&D Iconics/monsters/etcetera, and the next person posts who would win if the two got into a brawl. Then they pick their two.

Examples: Standard Bugbear Versus Standard Ogre
Mialee Vs. Ember
Elminster Vs. Meepo


You get the drift. I'll start with...

Silver Dragon Wyrmling Versus Red Dragon Wyrmling.

GO!

 

[Darkness]

Red.

Elminster vs. a kobold commoner working for the Zhentarim

 

[CRGreathouse]

Elminster vs. a kobold commoner working for the Zhentarim

Kobold commoner.

Ogre vs. rust monster

 

[Darkness]

Ogre.

Pit fiend vs. balor

 

[CRGreathouse]

Pit fiend vs. balor

Balor. (~3% chance to behead per round.)

Darkmantle vs. Jack Chick?

Edit: 45%/20%/5% chance to hit, 10%/10%/5% chance to threat. ~44% chance to deal damage vs. the DR on a crit.

This all comes together to make a 2.97% per round to behead the pit fiend, who'd be hard-pressed to fight thus. Of course, this does bring up the question of hit points... It would take several minutes before this would likely work, though, and the balor doesn't have much staying power in a fight! Perhaps the 40% kill chance (implosion) would kick in.

 

[Draxus the Tainted]

Darkmantle

Bane vs. Cyric

 

[GWolf]

Cyric.

Drow Ranger Vs. Orc Monk

 

[Draxus the Tainted]

Drow Ranger

Larloch vs. Tzass Tam

 

[jgbrowning]

Larloch

Larloch vrs Sphere of Anniliation

 

[Draxus the Tainted]

Larloch

Grassy Knoll vs. Shield Guardian