Yeah, I figured we'd just use this thread for tossing around ideas, jokes and character backgrounds until we've all made our characters and BR has put up the first actual IC post.
Revised and refined character:
Ellis Bertram, the Hireling:
Human Wizard 1
Age: 24
Fresh from six years at Arcanum College (Go Wolverines!), Ellis has just graduated with his Master of Magic (M.M.) degree. While in college Ellis was consistently top of his class, and also involved in a number of extra-curricular activites. Secretary of the Youth Adventurer's Guild; Drum Major in the marching band; President, founder and sole member of the Merlin Appreciation Society; and treasurer of the glee club. Extreme devotion to his school? Or just an inability to ever say "no"?
Sadly, in the six years that Ellis has been strenuously avoiding the real world, the economy has tanked. Jobs are few and far between, and tuition loans are looming ominously on the horizon. He was on the brink of an act of desparation (moving back in with his parents) when he saw the ad placed in the local paper.
*** WIZARD SOUGHT TO JOIN GROUP OF INTREPID ADVENTURERS ***
We are a group of heroes seeking someone to lend their arcane might to our efforts. Come, join us on the path of rightousness!
Apply to Sir Voluminous Enormous, Number 5 Grove Street.
Also sought: one hireling for armor polishing, equipment carrying, cooking and other assorted duties.
Mechanically inclined, a plus.
He wasted no time in applying for the position. But due to a terrible mix-up, he seems to have gotten the wrong job. He keeps trying to explain the error, but nobody seems to pay any attention. Normally he'd simply give up on them. . . but money's tight. And it IS a steady pay-check. And really, they have to notice sooner or later, right? . . . Right?
[sblock=Ellis's deepest darkest secret. On no account should any of you read this.][sblock=No, really. I'm serious, this is personal stuff.][sblock=c'mon guys, knock it off!][sblock=I hate you.]Ellis is still a virgin. Chicks dig adventurers, right?[/sblock][/sblock][/sblock][/sblock]