Things a GM should not be allowed to do.

[genshou]

...must catch breath...brain dizzy...too much concentrated humour...nose hurts from tea injection...

Well, you wouldn't be the first to almost pass out from asphyxiation while/after reading this *points at self *

 

[The Shaman]

Note to self: must stat Gnomish Pygmy War Rhino...

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Where on earth did you get that list Slaunt?

 

[Blue_Kryptonite]

It likely came from here. Most of the things on the original list (The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army) are true or have been genuinely discussed by his superior officers in anticipation.

 

[Arc]

460: I am not allowed to engage in hour long, in character discussions debating the merits and drawbacks of domesticated vs. wild coconut milk in regards to its use as a tea sweetener

 

[demiurge1138]

460: I am not allowed to engage in hour long, in character discussions debating the merits and drawbacks of domesticated vs. wild coconut milk in regards to its use as a tea sweetener

That is correct. You're not.

Demiurge out.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

These are from the hilarious The Glen, on the IK boards.

This is the thread in question.

This is a bunch of his topics. The Glen is awesome

 

[blargney the second]

I think this was my favourite one:

252. I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.
-blarg

 

[radferth]

[1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon.]

We actually had a fight with three orcs based on the Who. (Not an entirely serious campaign).

[74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"]

I did have a merchant character in Runequest whose battle cry was "Not in the face!"


[271. Tracheotomies are best left to characters with skills in medicine.]

I once played in a champions campaign in which one PC accidentally killed an NPC when two very poor first aid rolls led to a botched, unnecessay tracheotomy.

If only we'd had these rules in play.

 

[snarfoogle]

Must resist urge... for next character to be a Kender Bard...