[1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon.]
We actually had a fight with three orcs based on the Who. (Not an entirely serious campaign).
[74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"]
I did have a merchant character in Runequest whose battle cry was "Not in the face!"
[271. Tracheotomies are best left to characters with skills in medicine.]
I once played in a champions campaign in which one PC accidentally killed an NPC when two very poor first aid rolls led to a botched, unnecessay tracheotomy.
If only we'd had these rules in play.