D&D 5E Things You Would Rather Do Than Have A PC Kender?

[Zardnaar]

Get a root canal by a dentist with shaky hands with no novacain

Primary school dental nurse.

Didn't even know what painkiller was until intermediate (middle school).

 

[Oofta]

Get a root canal by a dentist with shaky hands with no novacain

So basically, the dentist I had when I was a kid?

 

[jasper]

Play Call of Duty with a iffy controller.
Have dinner with my ex and I pay for it.
Have ex wife and currently wife at dinner and I pay for it.
Sit down and eat dinner with some of you and you pay for it.

 

[oreofox]

Replay Wrath of the Righteous with the same horrific group I had back in 2013/2014 (holy crap the final session was 6 years ago to the day). And not just play it again with the same bootyholes, but actually relive every session that whole year again exactly how they played out.

That crap was so horrible it made me quit Pathfinder. So glad 5e came out when it did.

 

[Oofta]

Play or DM epic level 4E ever again. Played in the same epic campaign for LFR twice (different PCs, my wife wanted to play and DM) and DMed a home campaign while working insane hours.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Never play an RPG again.

 

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Your mom.

 

[Gradine]

Run or play Tomb of Horrors

 

[Al'Kelhar]

Amateurs...


Cheers, Al'kelhar

 

[MGibster]

I'd rather run FATAL than have a Kender in my game.