D&D 5E Things You Would Rather Do Than Have A PC Kender?

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Truth be told, I don't have any problem with Kender PCs at all anymore, as I no longer game with teenage wangwranglers, but with adult players who understand that the game is supposed to be fun for everyone at the table...

(And, at this point, I'd honestly prefer a Kender PC over a Drow. Seriously.)

 

[Guest 6801328]

Covid test in both nostrils simultaneously.

 

[Guest 6801328]

Kender are fine as long as the kleptomania thing

I wonder if this was the point of contention with wotc.

 

[jasper]

Covid test in both nostrils simultaneously.

By a nurse with very shaking hands. My eyes are tearing up just thinking of my last test.

 

[Fenris-77]

Things I'd rather do, hmm. Slide naked down a greased razor blade? Eat fiberglass brownies? Be exposed to 5 minutes of hard vacuum? Listen to 10 minutes of Julio Iglesias? It's a long list.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Agreed. The kind of person that plays a Kender and steals from their fellow PCs is the same sort of person that would do the same with a rogue of any race.

I don't MIND Kender PC's...but I DO mind disruptive players who try to use Kender as an excuse of why we should accept their disruptive tactics.

 

[Sacrosanct]

Agreed. The kind of person that plays a Kender and steals from their fellow PCs is the same sort of person that would do the same with a rogue of any race.

It's a red flag for sure. Same kind of person who like to play CN or evil characters all the time. Most often it's just an excuse for them to engage in their own disruptive behavior.

As to the OP, my answer would be "play with drunk players." Which I hate by the way.

 

[Retreater]

Honestly, I would find a gracious way to back out of the campaign if I were the player. If I was the DM, I wouldn't allow the character.

 

[Demetrios1453]

Amateurs...


Cheers, Al'kelhar

I was literally going to start quoting this song before you stole my thunder lol.

"I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass."

"I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue."

 

[see]

Why, isn't the answer obvious? I'd rather commit murder than have a PC kender in my game.

DISCLAIMER: THE ABOVE IS PURELY HYPOTHETICAL, AND IN NO WAY SHOULD BE USED TO CONNECT THE AUTHOR TO A MYSTERIOUS SERIES OF UNSOLVED DISAPPEARANCES OF D&D PLAYERS THIRTY YEARS AGO. CLEARLY THE MISSING PLAYERS JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FANTASIES AND LOST IN STEAM TUNNELS OR SOMETHING.