This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Azure Trance]

Looks into thread to see what was so amazing that made it 4 pages long in less then 24 hours; fails his attention span check and decides to leave it alone while he starts up Medal of Honor.

 

[Femerus the Gnecro]

Makes a sentence long comment to the effect of 'grow up, you're all pathetically childish, contributing to this thread is an exercise in egotism' and then leaves.

Checks the thread again in a few hours to see if anyone has responded to his comment.

They haven't.

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

Pressing refresh for THREE HOURS

I was sooo upset earlier with Baraendur, that I broke the server with my previously latent Psionic talents.

sorry.

BFG

 

[orbitalfreak]

quotes a thirteen paragraph flame-filled post taking a stance on the issue in the first post.

quotes a seven paragraph post, also flame-filled, taking a completely opposite stance on the issue.

Replys, stating his complete agreement with both posters. Makes a joke about Piratecat, clay pots, and cabbage. Expresses dominance of Dr. Pepper over all other beverages.

Ends with a remark about how D&D 1.5 was surperior to all other editions, which is obviously a troll to hijack the hijack of the original troll. Somehow, this new troll puts the thread back on its original topic.

 

[GreyShadow]

Misquotes everything original in Piratecat's post.

Edit: I fixed both stuipd tyopos. --Dinkeldog

Makes intelligent comment about Dinkeldog's wonderful DM skills, points out flaw in the third paragraph of long-winded post on second page.

Says Hi to seven people, ignores 3 others. Gets hit over head by girlfriend for ignoring others. Says hello reluctantly to the 3 snobs, gets another backhand from girlfiend.

 

[haiiro]

Posts something vaguely on topic, but having more to do with a sub-sub-point than the actual troll. Obsessive previewing of the post still fails to catch a small typing error.

Ends with a question about a related topic. Having missed that the thread was winding down anyway, feels a sense of disquiet when no one responds to the question -- or posts at all on the thread after that. Watches the thread fall off the front page.

 

[Remathilis]

I add absoultely nothing in this post.

 

[Kilmore]

Returns to ENWorld after a hectic schedule with my inventory job of counting a Sears, coming home and going right to bed, getting up and counting Sears again, and going online after getting home.

Frowns when I see every topic I've posted in except for one i really didn't care that much about on the third page or worse. Posts to a topic on the third page in spite and begins to check out the new threads that knocked the ones I cared about off.

Finds this thread. Intrigued by the name and wondering if it is a troll, investigates. Gets randomly mauled by cat who is jumping up to the top of the monitor.

Reading a few posts, picks up on something of interest in haiiro's post that has nothing to do with the original topic, partly out of genuine interest, and partly to derail the topic into more civil territory.

Checks back once or twice and finds I've been ignored.

 

[MerricB]

Edit: I fixed both stuipd tyopos. --Dinkeldog

Points out that those who cannot fix tee-pees should not live in wig-wams.

Mentions that he hopes people at Dragonsfoot.org don't hear about this thread.

Blathers about how stupid people are who use ALL CAPS.

Makes a point based on the third post in the thread that has already been made but better (probably by Henry).

Cheers!

 

[Knightfall]

Posts a poll about the original troll topic in hopes to bring sanity back to the people

http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=40019

NOTE: My post here is in the spirit of the thread but the poll is serious.

Later,

KF72

p.s. fun, fun, fun!