This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Skade]

Now I question the nature of Trolls - questioning the psychological needs of one who must incite flamewars and pointless discussions. Then I wonder at those who often casually say things like "borderline troll" when no one else seems to think the post was a troll. Not that this has any relevance to this troll, or any in particular, for I would never incite the very flames I question, from above Troll.

 

[Impeesa]

I skip over all 4 pages, and question the breeding of the last poster based on a misunderstood sub-argument.

--Impeesa--

 

[jonesy]

Uses the thread as an excuse for his very first post on the forums
without actually reading anything that has been previously said
while somehow managing to include every previous poster in his
analyzis that misses all points anyone could have made.

 

[Jolly Giant]

I'm just posting in an attempt to lure people over to my newly posted thread, which speculates wildly on how this troll will appear in 3.5.

If this fails, I will post again, trying to turn this thread into a debate on exactly how much the bard sucks. That topic has not yet been sufficiently studied!

 

[Robbert Raets]

Take a snipe at several 'obviously stupid' posts. Apologise to said posters, but repeat that I feel they didn't think things through before posting. Offensively inquire about Piratecat's spelling problems. Pray I don't get banned for that.

End with a comment about the abilities of a Dryad Druid, which sounds suspiciously like sexual innuendo.

 

[Left-handed Hummingbird]

Overfriendly welcome to the boards to jonesy - ignoring the multitude of faux pas he made.

 

[FireLance]

Firelance finally stumbles onto this thread as it is winding down since he lives on the opposite side of the world from most of the posters and was asleep when all the fun was going on.

Wonders what all the fuss is about since the answer is obvious from a careful reading and cross-referencing of the PHB/DMG/MM/PsiHB/random splatbook/obscure WotC source. Thinks about explaining that but decides not to since nobody seems interested anymore.

Goes to read some other thread.

 

[Nail]

Snickers about dogs fixing three-legged cats.

Nail wipes the fresh Coke off his monitor, reveling in the troll-age that is ENWorld.

Then Nail follows other's lead and posts YAIC. (Yet Another Inane Comment).

 

[Arken]

I realise the conversation has moved on since my last posting in the thread and thus feel left out. In frustration at having lost the opportunity to argue with people I start an argument randomly choosing a poster that seems more active than the others.

I then state that their point of view is the wrong one and that I know this because their point of view has in some way in real life directly caused harm to a close family member of mine. I then suggest that the poster perhaps frequently harms my family members as well as small children. I am careful not to suggest that I am actually just trying to cause trouble and chaos by making the end of my post very sad and using lots of upset smilies.



Finish with a patronising comment which states that I can understand why 'some people' are unable to make proper moral decisions because of their upbringings.

 

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