This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[Azure Trance]

A quick glance at the thread gives the realization of horror that this thread will truly never end (as the troll that it is won't). Weeping to myself, I only hope that it reaches 800 posts quicker with every passing day.

 

[dreadnought]

Breaks into the thread not having read any except for the last few posts and therefore possessing no real clue what its about. Introduces notion that we should all live in peace and stop fighting about a vague litany of things. Expresses repeatedly the horror of feeling obligated to shell out for 3.5 e, despite that topic never having been raised but argues self into justifying such a purchase in the same sentence. Uses the word "***" gratuitously, but regrets it and edits it out later.

Word "poo" edited out by dreadnought.

 

[baradtgnome]

Driven mad by this troll, this poster has been missing for over a week. Staggering, wandering, searching for enlightenment, he finds sanctuary in a Tibetan monastery. During that time achieves enlightenment and inner peace. Leaves monastery to rejoin world, discovers that he was only in New Jersey, discovers this satanic, undead troll is still extant, and begins to go mad again.

Resolves to eat some cheese and spank the monkey.

Everyone who does not is tedious and in love with Mrs Howell.

 

[jonesy]

Makes a long essay on the apparent anti-flame properties
of certain trolls and comments that maybe the moderators
should start using napalm on a grand scale.
Ends up on a sidetrack on the use of napalm during wars
and rants about the need to issue a worldwide ban on its
use.
Gets thoroughly confused after countering his own post
and runs out of the house yelling "Big Bad Boost Bob!"
Sneaks back inside when realizes that everyone is staring
at him and tries to cancel the post, but accidentally clicks
the 'submit reply' button.

 

[Darkness]

Iconic even...?

Paragon.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Paragon.

Woohoo!

All trolls shall bow down and worship me!

That said, I launch into a tirade about napalm, monkeys, and cheese. I then roll that up into the original topic that was so controversial so that it is, at least arguably, relevant. I sign off by insulting anyone who is into diceless roleplaying, LARPs, or Vampire.

Edit post to make it coherant.

 

[MerricB]

Makes a non-sequitur post, urging all to go to my site where I've just put up a scan of the 1981 TSR Catalog - Gateway to Adventure which will really give you something to argue about.

Ends post in the middle of a

 

[Piratecat]

Gives Baraendur a brief lesson on how to put a live link in his .sig. Gets it wrong.

Comments on Merric's picture. Comments on Incognito's dog. Condemns trolls. Reminisces after Bugaboo.

Edits post to add additional pithy comments, and then re-edits it to obsessively remove typos.

 

[jdavis]

Never mind me just upping my postcount.

Aw heck I can't resist, attack everyone for no good reason, compare everyone who has ever posted here to Cincinnati Bengals Football team. Boldly state that D&D movie was much better than either Lord of the Rings movies, and showed true cinimatic genious. The Professor ran a Crack House and Mary Ann prostituted herself for coconuts to the Skipper.

Random smile attack so no comment can be taken personal Fear my powers of confusion.

 

[8XXX{0}====>]

mocks everyone for having a pronouncable username. comments briefly on some minor point brought up on page two.