Azer = Gazer (they like to watch) //
or... Blazer (it’s legal in some States) (and yes that’s 2 letters)
Banshee = Bansheet (when you don’t do your laundry for too long, this is what happens)
Bullywug = Bullypug (a cute dog that picks on people)
Carrion Crawler = Carrion Trawler (a dingy ship trying to find decaying flesh - what’s the big deal?)
Catoblepas = Fatobelpas (they prefer to be called Oblepas Of Size)
Centaur = Mentaur (look up, look down, I’m on a horse)
Cockatrice= Rockatrice (because weird hybrid creatures ROCK)
Demilich = Hemilich (makes the truck run better, bruh)
Dinosaurs = Finosaurs (roving giant lizards that impose monetary penalties on everyone they meet)
Displacer Beast = Displacer Feast (just when you think you’re about to dig into a delicious meal, psyche! It’s on another table)
Fire Elemental = Fyre Elemental (he’d rather not talk about the entire fiasco)
Gargoyle = Margoyle (like a regular gargoyle, but made of MAGMA! Wait that’s a real monster I think)
Hags = Bags (that’s a pretty insulting term for old ladies!)
Lizardfolk = Wizardfolk (you know, Gandalf, Harry Potter, Doctor Strange...)
Mind Flayer = Hind Flayer (if you’ve ever had deer eat your garden plants you’ll know how these guys feel)
Mummies = Gummies (available in bear, worm, and other animal shapes)
Night Hag = Night Nag (they REALLY don’t like when you make noise after curfew)
Purple Worm = Purple Word (one of Prince’s lesser known songs taken monstrous form)
Roper = Groper (a monster who won’t keep his hands to himself)
Treant = Truant (they’re supposed to be in school but instead they’re roaming the forests getting into trouble)
Unicorn = Uniporn (oh dear... at least they are consistent in their tastes)