Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
I think "hated the feel of sand" has that covered.

I think "hated the feel of sand" has that covered.
It’s time to find out! Live stream pleaseToday I learned that an overweight and out of shape 55 year old white man can successfully parkour in his dreams.
Given that I've never been interested in parkour and it hasn't come up in my life in more than a year, I have no idea why my mind would go there.
You pay for the hospital bills?It’s time to find out! Live stream please![]()
<Insert 'Flintstone Flop' GIF Here>I can't do a backflip, but I'm awesome at doing backflops.
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