Tom Cashel: Fascist Bastard or just Bastard?

[Enina Meliamne]

My DM is Tom Cashel who posts on these boards regularly. He's the most unfair DM in the world! The following is a list of things he's done:

1. When rolling up characters, accused all of us of "cheating" on our die rolls (even though he was right there!) and made us each lose two points from each ability score.
2. Said that Magic Missles don't automatically hit.
3. Every room in every dungeon has invisible green slime on the ceiling.
4. Announced that the dwarven characters would be the focus of all of our sessions, and that the rest of us should be happy being "supporting characters."
5. At 3rd level, had a lich attack us and make us all "touch" ourselves in unspeakable ways.
6. Refused to allow us to play half-elves or half-orcs because they were "unpure."
7. House rule: If you fail your save, you can reroll if you run to the store and get him a pack of cigarettes.
8. He rolls all combat rolls and tells us how we do. If you speak at all during combat, monsters get an automatic AoO.
9. House rule: all halflings are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
10. He refuses to come to happy hour with any of the players, ever!

Thank you.

 

[Galfridus]

Re: Tom Cashel: Facist Bastard or just Bastard?

I don't know what your DM is, but you are a troll!

9. House rule: all halflings are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Pielorinho]

You're welcome.

 

[Crothian]

At least he could have been a funny troll. I perfer funny trolls. Dressed in tutu's.

On the off chance that this guy actually reads these responses, get a new group or at least a new DM. It's not that hard.

 

[Tom Cashel]

That's it, Enina. You're out of the group. I'm sick of your lies.


Now go get me some damn cigarettes.

 

[Berandor]

that's a weak one...

 

[D'karr]

Hey I like #8. I think I'll use that one in my games.

The pack of cigarretes one is good but I don't smoke.

 

[Holy Bovine]

But D'Karr you can just replace smokes (if you don't smoke) with Ding Dongs or Doritos or Mt Dew.


C'mon don't tell i'm the only one who demands DM tithing!

(except from the player who travels 200km to play in my game - he gets to drive me home at night )

 

[Darkness]

1. When rolling up characters, accused all of us of "cheating" on our die rolls (even though he was right there!) and made us each lose two points from each ability score.

Myself, I would have done one of the following: got myself a new group; have the players reroll all of their stats in from of me, with quite strict rules about cocked dice and such; or else switched to point-buy.

2. Said that Magic Missles don't automatically hit.

So what do they do instead, then?

3. Every room in every dungeon has invisible green slime on the ceiling.

Probably the dungeon was just a shrine to Juiblex.

4. Announced that the dwarven characters would be the focus of all of our sessions, and that the rest of us should be happy being "supporting characters."

More details, please! Was it possible for the others to play dwarves, too, or else was the dwarves' importance due to events in the game?

5. At 3rd level, had a lich attack us and make us all "touch" ourselves in unspeakable ways.

You got off easy there, you know.

6. Refused to allow us to play half-elves or half-orcs because they were "unpure."

You should be happy about this; a DM who thinks that half-elves /-orcs are "unpure" could instead have allowed you to play these races, but then have them meet grisly ends in game.

7. House rule: If you fail your save, you can reroll if you run to the store and get him a pack of cigarettes.

Sounds very sensible to me; why haven't I thought about that? Oh, probably because I don't smoke. Never mind; I'll take payment in beer instead.

8. He rolls all combat rolls and tells us how we do. If you speak at all during combat, monsters get an automatic AoO.

Really? And should they get AoOs when none of you are doing anything?

9. House rule: all halflings are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Yeah, well, it's a magic world, so they'll certainly have other means to reproduce.

10. He refuses to come to happy hour with any of the players, ever!

Perhaps he's just afraid to be seen with a bunch of freaks - or maybe he's just shy.

Cheers!

- Darkness

 

[MythandLore]

Well I think your group should just do something simple to fix your problem, find some ribbon winning guys at a convention, and hack them into pieces, then get your DM, and hack him into peices, then get out a big big BIG needle and a huge ball of yarn, because now it's time to build yourself a better more fair DM!
MU-HAHAHAHA!!!
MUHA-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fly! Fly my prettys! Fly!!!