Too Much D&D

[Acmite]

....when you don't have enough time to try and save Farscape, one of the greatest Sci-Fi shows EVAR! See my Sig for details.

....."Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Sleep! Sleep! Lightning Bolt! Death!" is what you consider a good time.

 

[shouit]

When you punch someone hoping for a critical threat, trip and know that you rolled a one.

 

[The Blue Wizard]

You refer to what goes on at church as "priestcraft."

You make an "attack of opportunity" at the dinner table when others are praying.

 

[The Blue Wizard]

Your children are named: Gary, Steve, Lora, Traci, Ed, Bruce, and Raistlin.

Your pets are: Gwynavere and Bill.

 

[Mr Fidgit]

when you read in the USA Today (Friday, 9/6) that the National Football League has 'changed alignment', and you wonder what their alignment was, and what it is now

 

[Wormwood]

Black Leaf dies.

 

[Kal Torak]

You make an "attack of opportunity" at the dinner table when others are praying.

-LOL-

Your pets are: Gwynavere and Bill.

Hey my cats called Gwynavere (spelt different though)

Darn! I play to much D&D!

You can't do any normal action without mentaly rolling at least 3 ability checks.

You roll a d4 to decide what you are going to do tonight!

 

[Moe Ronalds]

(Note: True story)

You have a dream where your friend is hit in the head with a snowball and dies and you try to calculate how much damage a snowball would do based on how many hit points said friend probably has.

 

[Cedric]

You refuse to take a Multiple Choice test without your lucky d4 riding co-pilot.

Cedric

 

[Xarlen]

Whenever a storm hits, you time it to see what level the caster of Control Weather was.