Too Much D&D

[Creamsteak]

You refuse to take a Multiple Choice test without your lucky d4 riding co-pilot.

Cedric

I blame blatant dice rolling for all my mistakes on the ACT. I'm pretty sure I could have missed... about 90% less if I didn't roll dice half the time. Not to mention I don't think they should have let me put my dice on the table...

Anyway...

When you come out of the bathroom trying to get your facial expressions perfect for the BBEG tonight, and your little brother thinks your whispering threats at him...

 

[alsih2o]

whenever you do a little hunting or fishing unsuccesfully you think "i should have taken 'species x' as my favored enemy"

 

[alsih2o]

you take an unconcious friend who was in a skateboard accident to the emergency room and when asked what happened you yell "he is at -4 and failing fort saves!"

 

[alsih2o]

you explain beer goggle incidewnts by saying the person had blur cast on them

 

[Paladin]

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH D&D 3E WHEN...

I know my husband and myself both play too much D & D because we have a 10 month old who is now a 2nd lvl monk and is multiclassing w/ 1st lvl of rogue and a 2 year old who is a 8th lvl rogue!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

...you could paper your room in old character sheets...

...you could paper you room in different versions of one character...

...you have a dice bag...

...you have a lucky dice bag...

...you have a lucky travelling dice bag, different from the dice bag you use at home...

(these are shamelessly stolen from another website, but I can't remember where I saw it)

 

[DoomBunny187]

You find yourslef assigning alignemnts to your friends and co-workers...

You give figure out your own alignment. CE baby!!!!

 

[DM with a vengence]

When you complete RttToEE in under a gazillion years.

When you've memorized your character's spell-list.

You can generate a level 6+ character without refering to the books.

If you ever say. "Oh no, not another game."

 

[DoomBunny187]

You refer to things going missing from your home as being "conjured away."

 

[CRGreathouse]

You can generate a level 6+ character without refering to the books.

I guess I've played too much D&D, then.