Too Much D&D

[Dragongirl]

.....you start throwing out the photo albums of your life to make more room for this month's selection of new D20 books.

 

[evil_rmf]

Black Leaf dies.

very nice...

Here's mine:

You spend a lot of your "work" day reading enworld and other sites.

 

[Henry]

you take an unconcious friend who was in a skateboard accident to the emergency room and when asked what happened you yell "he is at -4 and failing fort saves!"

You've been playing D&D FAR too much when you were just about to post what was wrong with the above statement.

 

[Henry]

You've been playing far too much D&D when...

You know the inventory on your PC's character sheet better than you know what's in your refrigerator.

You can recall the names of PC's you played 20 years ago, but can't recall the name of one of your children.

You can list every gaming product TSR ever made, including years of publication, but you cannot name your country's Head of State.

 

[Bagpuss]

very nice...

Here's mine:

You spend a lot of your "work" day reading enworld and other sites.

There are other sites?

 

[Decamber]

Nice thread! Though it's quite scaring too, since far too many of these incidents has happened to me...

Well, heck - if you have chosen the 'gamer' class, you must be able take the disadvantages as a man (believe me, there are disadvantages; however, there are way more benefits! )!

 

[maddman75]

The girl at the bar doesn't go for your line of BS, and you wonder how high her Sense Motive is.

You refer to giving into indulgences as 'failing my Will save.'

When you run into a LARPer that asks what clan you are in, you shine a flashlight in his face and yell "BACK IN THE NAME OF PELOR!"

Your character gets way more 'action' than you do.

 

[Whodat]

... Elminster dies of old age!

 

[uv23]

I often find myself assigning alignments to movie characters as I watch them. When I realize I'm doing it, its already too late and I accept my geekiness and move on.

 

[GravyFingerz]

When you run into a LARPer that asks what clan you are in, you shine a flashlight in his face and yell "BACK IN THE NAME OF PELOR!"

ROFLMAO

That's priceless