Top 10 reasons why you ain't going to Gencon

[Krug]

10. I DON'T play RPGs.

9. I already have someone buying me that Orc and Pie t-shirt!

 

[Napftor]

8. I don't have the money.

7. There's only so many freaks I can handle at one time (and the Con quantity beats it hands down).

 

[WizarDru]

6. I got laid off in December.

 

[Crothian]

5) I'm moving during it

 

[drothgery]

4) No vacation time left.

3) The midwest in the middle of summer? That's almost as bad as the midwest in the middle of winter...

 

[Morpheus]

2) Jonathan Frakes is the Guest of Honor...for the 5th time!

 

[arwink]

1) It's on the other side of the world, and I can't even get it together enough to make it to a con on the other side of the city.

 

[EricNoah]

0. Same as #6 minus the word "off."

 

[Furn_Darkside]

-1. Moruss threatened to give me a swirly if I showed up at the con.

 

[spunky_mutters]

-2. My +1 mace is in the shop.