Top 10 reasons why you ain't going to Gencon

[Terraism]

-12. Two weeks before I start college (first year,) and I have a home I have to have listed, and hopefully sold, during that time.

Ah, twelve now.

 

[Holy Bovine]

-13 I would go, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

-14 Wanted to stay behind to offend Eric's grandmother while all the mods are powerless to stop me.

-15 Have to wash my hair.

-16 Have to watch the mailbox for that $100,000 check from WoTC

-17 I reached the 8th level and Ms. Frost is finally going to teach me how to really cast spells.

 

[Celebrim]

-18) For crying out loud, it's the center of the gaming universe and its in WISCONSIN. Why couldn't they put it some place more accessible to most people, like say Mars?

 

[fba827]

-19 Because I'm a loser with no friends and I'm too intimidated by the prospect of going to a gathering like that alone (esp. since I've never been to such an event before).

*sigh* I would much rather have Eric Noah's reason (#0), instead, however

 

[dagger]

-20 I was banned for streaking nude across the con last year.

 

[Basil]

-21 My dice bag is in the wash.

-22 Warwick Davis freaks me out.

-23 I can't come within fifty yards of Monte Cook.

-24 Warwick Davis really freaks me out.

-25 My wife ran off with the TV, the stereo, my dog, and the freakin' badges.

-26 The RPGA is conspiring against me.

-27 I don't actually play games, I just act like I do to get chicks.

-28 Why go when GenCon d20 is coming out in December? It's just like the real one, but now it is socially acceptable to sell them in game stores.

-29 Warwick Davis... enough said...

-Basil

 

[madriel]

-30 I have a sensitive nose.

 

[Mistwell]

I'm with numbers 3 and -18

 

[Bagpuss]

Its in London (again).