Top 10 reasons why you ain't going to Gencon

[Sir Osis of Liver]

-3 I still use Thac0.

 

[333 Dave]

-4. My parents won't let me.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

-5. I spent all my time at the EN World forums and forgot to register.

 

[Krug]

0. Same as #6 minus the word "off."

I thought it'd be something like this for your Eric.

0. Don't run Enworld boards anymore, can't even get an invite.

 

[ForceUser@Home]

-6 Quite frankly, I have no interest.

 

[Elric]

-6. I got back from my week in Milwaukee yesterday. Very bad timing

 

[Ashy]

ROTFL!!!! Oh - some of these are GREAT!!!! LOL!!! "I still use Thac0" - this is gonna be my new sig!!!!

 

[Roland Delacroix]

-7 Girlfriend promises imminent death if I so much as glimpse the hot slutty vampire betty's.

 

[Tewligan]

-8. Because it's not yet 2003, when GenCon will only be a couple hours away from me.

-9. I don't know the Safehouse password.

-10. Still trying to reestablish normal sleep pattern after Origins.

 

[heirodule]

-11 have wife and small kids who don't want to go