Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Familiar

Krug · Mar 19, 2003

10. "Those spellbooks don't taste so bad with mayonaisse"

alsih2o · Mar 19, 2003

9, "if you were gonna complain about the warts why did you take a toad, mr constitution?"

diaglo · Mar 19, 2003

8. as you prepare to cast fireball on the charging horde. bat guano. i thought you said cat...

astralpwka · Mar 19, 2003

7). "We are NOT leaving until you pack my kitty litter box."

Jeph · Mar 19, 2003

8) See, that's what happens when you don't pack my kitty litter box . . .

Jeph · Mar 19, 2003

stupid double post . . .

godfear · Mar 19, 2003

5) "Forget you, buddy. You're gonna get us killed! I quit!"

Nifft · Mar 19, 2003

4) "Boss, boss! Look what I took out from under that big ugly lizard while you were talking to it!"

-- Nifft

Voadam · Mar 19, 2003

3) Your soul is mine now, mortal!

Mathew_Freeman · Mar 19, 2003

"About my pay rise, danger money, insurance, equal share of treasure...and by the way, yes, this is your wand of fireballs I'm holding..."