Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Familiar

[Angcuru]

*repeatedly bangs head into nearest wall*

AAAAA!!! THAT'S NOT RIGHT!

 

[Krug]

0.2123 "The good news is that I've found out how many wishes were left on that ring."

 

[SpringPlum]

I still like this one:

#1 thing you don't want to hear from your familiar...

I'm your familiar?!? I think you've got that backward, pal!

 

[Thresher]

"Look boss I coloured in all the pages of your books for you!"

 

[Hand of Evil]

Red Rum
Red Rum
Red Rum

 

[jasper]

From an evil one, I came all the way from H*ll to work for this little soul.

Psuedodragon.. Ahhh wizards getting cranky. Nappy Time. Sting!

If you ring that bell in the belfry one more time when I having my ladies friends over.....

White mice, mouse, rat, wererats, dire rats ,so what, they all fear cat power! Charge!

Throw shoes at me when I'm mating! Bodazi!

NO! It was a portable hole. Now it's a kitty blanket!

No catnip. No work!b

If you wanted to adventure during the daytime, why did you chose an owl?

Am I running pass you in fear? Or am just buring off energy? I'm not telling!

Hmm Mouse breath or but smell? Which one wakes you up quicker?

Here you eat flys for while! I calling Dominos!

 

[Zander]

Something you don't want to hear about your familiar:

"One false move and the familiar gets it."

[nostalgia] Very 1E. Ah, the memories... [/nostalgia]

 

[Rashak Mani]

I have Spell Resistance and you dont !!! Muhhahahaha

 

[MarauderX]

"it's not you....it's me. I can't handle the commitment!"

"No means no! I'm not going into any more durty dungeons!"

"As your lawyer & accountant, I feel it is my duty to advise you to seek someone else to represent you at this time."

 

[MaxKaladin]

How about:

"d-da-Da-DA-d-DA PUPPY POWER!"