Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Familiar

[MerakSpielman]

"I feel like you take me for granted. I mean, there's no intimacy in our relationship anymore."

 

[Ravellion]

"Master, what do you mean when you said 'that isn't your water, that's black lotus extract'?"

 

[WayneLigon]

How about:

"d-da-Da-DA-d-DA PUPPY POWER!"

Mage: "I'll just suffer for a year and a day." *Fireball*

 

[Thresher]

"I just need some time to think/be alone"

 

[Kesh]

"Hey, boss, sorry to interrupt before you leave but... WHOA! She's hot! You're gonna score for sure!" (not said over the telepathic link)

 

[Krug]

"Lets watch that D&D movie again!"

 

[MerakSpielman]

"Hey, boss, I got something to tell you. You know how you asked me to watch over the princess last night so you'd know in case the assassin came back? Well, we got to talking and one thing led to another...."

 

[Hawkeye]

*cough, cough, cough* *GASP!* THUD!!

Hawkeye

 

[Hand of Evil]

I am Batman!

 

[Krusk]

Top ten things you don't want to hear about your familiar.

"Taste like chicken."