[troll] This is a troll

[Grim]

This is the summary...

This is the Gary Gygax who hired the mob to rough up

the DM that said "Not in my Campain" to

the light that banishes

the darkness that feeds

the FLURF that laughs at

the rust monster that attacks

the 20th level figher inside

the no magic zone that is being filled by

SUPERMAN who is being attacked by

1000s of Tarrasques that all have eaten

Kryptonite a lot and are glowing with

the magical green energy that destroys

the 12 level cleric who cast harm and

the 9th level mage with all

the magic missles that wouldn't actually function inside

the no magic zone, that contains

the 20th level fighter, who is, amid all

the chaos, attempting to crush

the single,

the only,

the innocent(?),

the CR 5

TROLL!

 

[Grim]

OOPS I forgot something

The Troll that is really

an illusion, and underneath it is

the illusion of a non-illusionary

Balor, that is really a plain old

TROLL

*Bows*

 

[Grim]

(bump)

 

[Talath]

Good god I can't believe this troll is still alive

 

[Grim]

Alive, and kickin' too! GO TROLL GO!!!!

 

[Darkness]

Good god I can't believe this troll is still alive

Heh. You wouldn't believe how often I've heard these words uttered IC over the years.

 

[Craer]

This is the blind kobold with a rock. 'Nuff said.

 

[jasper]

This Tim T Troll who wants to know who been getting my goat.

Bad adventurers hurting innocent troll. I am citizen too. I demand my rights.

Burning trolls just because of our nature is a hate crime!