Hussar
Legend
You could always feed the corpses to something. Of course, then you might get some sort of excremental undead. That would really stink.
One of the D&D tropes that I would like to see die is the whole "My character is an orphan sprung fully formed without a single attachment anywhere in the world". I know that if I lived in a D&D world and any offspring that I had showed the slightest inclination to becoming an adventurer, I'd take the little bastard out and drown him forthwith. Every family member of a PC is either dead, eaten or kidnapped, sometimes all three and possibly in that order.
One of the D&D tropes that I would like to see die is the whole "My character is an orphan sprung fully formed without a single attachment anywhere in the world". I know that if I lived in a D&D world and any offspring that I had showed the slightest inclination to becoming an adventurer, I'd take the little bastard out and drown him forthwith. Every family member of a PC is either dead, eaten or kidnapped, sometimes all three and possibly in that order.
When I say "Conan", I refer to nothing apart from the stories written by Robert E. Howard....as written by Robert E. Howard (as opposed to pastiches and poor, but perhaps well-meaning, edits after his death).