I got the feeling that the whole topic is a jest.
That said, I disagree on the CE idea. Otherwise, most parties convert to CE the moment they enter the dungeon and start killing everything and keeping the loot. If you kill everything, good, evil, neutral, other and also chaotic and lawful, you are being rather neutral about the world balance.
IMO, the whole alignment thing is rather bogus. Do the old school Drow consider themselves Evil because they embrace slavery and living sacrifice? From the Drow perspective, it is those pesky interfering surface Humans that are the true Evil. The Drow are a force for Good and spreading the word of Lolth is spreading the greater good.