Stebie9173
First Post
Where are we?
We are in a box, stupid!
How did we get in here?
Nasty hobbitses. Theys locked us in!
We must get out, Smeagol's afraid of the dark!
You're afraid of everything. Aaarrggg! Let's us out!! Let's us out!!
Someone will help Smeagol! Nice Smeagol! Smeagol's friends help Smeagol...
You've got no...
Ahem...
Well. I have it in front of me. The TTT box set.
DVD box. Check. Making of Gollum box. Check. Smeagol statuette welded to the inside of the box. Check.
Oh... Right. Can someone who's performed the miracle already help me get Smeagol out of the box without tearing everything to shreds in there. He seems to be held in by some grey expanded polystyrene stuff which I would prefer not to cut to ribbons. So help me please, before I have to take a scalpel to poor Smeagol.
Noooooo! Nice hobbitses. Smeagol know secret way. Yes, secret way. Safe way.
We are in a box, stupid!
How did we get in here?
Nasty hobbitses. Theys locked us in!
We must get out, Smeagol's afraid of the dark!
You're afraid of everything. Aaarrggg! Let's us out!! Let's us out!!
Someone will help Smeagol! Nice Smeagol! Smeagol's friends help Smeagol...
You've got no...
Ahem...

Well. I have it in front of me. The TTT box set.
DVD box. Check. Making of Gollum box. Check. Smeagol statuette welded to the inside of the box. Check.
Oh... Right. Can someone who's performed the miracle already help me get Smeagol out of the box without tearing everything to shreds in there. He seems to be held in by some grey expanded polystyrene stuff which I would prefer not to cut to ribbons. So help me please, before I have to take a scalpel to poor Smeagol.
Noooooo! Nice hobbitses. Smeagol know secret way. Yes, secret way. Safe way.