Two Towers Protest Movement

[Eternalknight]

LOL!!! Some of those are hilarious!

 

[Mark]

Feel free to add to the list...

Don't mind if I do...

Firstly, no list on the Intraweb would be complete without...

36. Bill Gate's Corporation of Evil: The Movie (and don't try to tell me differently)

Then there's something that mocks the writer...

37. Movie I Think Is Done Good

For the person who will see it everyday while in circulation...

38. The Reason I Took Out a Second Mortgage Movie

From the somewhat amusing...

39. A Couple of Very Tall Shacks

To the precognizant...

40. Best of the Three Films

From the fanatic...

41. Still No Bombadil! Movie

To the down-trodden...

42. The Movie My Kids Will Make Me See

From the savvy...

43. New Line Stock Holder's Second Favorite Movie

To the droll...

44. LotR: A Tower (viewed from same)

From the Freudian...

45. Double Phallic Mother Love Film

To the ambitious...

46. The Second Sequel before the Silmarillion Movie

From the ardent...

47. LotR: A Liv Tyler Vehicle

To the other half...

48. LotR: Vigo's Dream

From the ASPCA...

49. Those Had Better Be Faux-Wargs Movie

And for good measure...

50. LotR: NTBCWATETHHACATHNABSSTONFTWTCSINYNY*

*Not to be confused with a tragic event that happened half a century after Tolkien had named a book something similar to a nickname for the World Trade Center structures in New York, New York.

There, I'm spent...for now.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

I like Frodo and Sam's Excellent Adventure, myself. Because of course, then the final film could be called Frodo and Sam's Bogus Journey.

 

[Dagger75]

As a small serious note, what about all the other movies with Tower in the name. I did a quick IMDB seach for the word tower and got about 80 hits.

Some offensive titles the www.twotowersprotest.org/index.html
should consider

The Towering Inferno

The Tower of Terror plus the ride at MGM here in Florida

These 2 sound worse than the Two Towers.

 

[jdavis]

Going after old movies would be too hard and wouldn't get enough attention, you know if the first movie had tanked and this one wasn't so hyped I bet they would of never complaned. I mean really, how many movies with terrorist trying to blow up buildings or hijacking airplanes are there, it's a common theme but nobody goes all crazy on them, they are intentionally misrepresenting this movie's name to try to get the spotlight. It's all a part of the wonderful age of the internet, where every wacko gets a soapbox to the world.

 

[Enforcer]

As stupid as this protest is, I must say that the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the Internet is saveykaryn.com or whatever the hell that is. "Oh no, I spent all my money! I know, idiots will help me if I make a webpage! Yay!"

 

[Quickbeam]

All I can do is shake my head.

Some people's kids.

That about sums it up for me. Well said Airwolf!

 

[JRRNeiklot]

For those of you slamming Nightfall for not being politically correct, I'm afraid I agree with him. We've all lost people close to us. If your grandmother choked to death while regurgitating fish, would you protest Douglas Adams' "So long and Thanks for all the Fish?"

Get over it.

Edit: I didn't mean for the above to sound snottish. If it came across as such, I apologize.

 

[Zappo]

Check out today's PvP about this topic.

 

[Darkness]

And I'VE just finished reading "A Lovecraft Christmas." This petition site tops even THAT!

Where? That's surely damn cool!