Undead + Raise Dead

[ThirdWizard]

Human fighter wakes up one morning: "Whoa! I think I just lost more strength, dexterity, and constitution today! I must be venerable now. Soon, I'll be pushing up daisies."
Elven Druid compainion: "Not to worry." *stab* *reincarnate*
Now Dwarven fighter: "Thanks again. Hey, after only 5,273 years, I'm back to being a dwarf agian! Thank goodness for the new 3.0 reincarnate table."
Elven Druid companion: "No kidding. You know, in about 200 years it'll be time for me to get the ol' 'carnate, too. I'm glad you thought of this back in the 5th Age or we'd be dead now. Maybe I'll be back to my halfing self this time."
Dwarven Fighter: "I'll bet you 50 gp against. 10:1 odds even!"
Elven Druid: "You're on! Easiest 500 gp I ever made. And so you don't forget... Hey, accolite come here!" *stab*
Accolite: *sigh* *reincarnate*
Now Human Druid: "Darn it!"

 

[moritheil]

Human fighter wakes up one morning: "Whoa! I think I just lost more strength, dexterity, and constitution today! I must be venerable now. Soon, I'll be pushing up daisies."
Elven Druid compainion: "Not to worry." *stab* *reincarnate*
Now Dwarven fighter: "Thanks again. Hey, after only 5,273 years, I'm back to being a dwarf agian! Thank goodness for the new 3.0 reincarnate table."
Elven Druid companion: "No kidding. You know, in about 200 years it'll be time for me to get the ol' 'carnate, too. I'm glad you thought of this back in the 5th Age or we'd be dead now. Maybe I'll be back to my halfing self this time."
Dwarven Fighter: "I'll bet you 50 gp against. 10:1 odds even!"
Elven Druid: "You're on! Easiest 500 gp I ever made. And so you don't forget... Hey, accolite come here!" *stab*
Accolite: *sigh* *reincarnate*
Now Human Druid: "Darn it!"

We discussed this before on the boards. This is why you want to roll high and make them into badgers.

 

[kanithardm]

We discussed this before on the boards. This is why you want to roll high and make them into badgers.

Who said anything about badgers? I prefer chickens and flies.