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American Football. Of course. What other game do large, sweaty men in tight-fitting uniforms grip each other, smack each other on the bum, grab each other in the crotch, and pile atop one another all for the right to hold a blown-up leather sack and throw it between two rigid poles?
 

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Virginia Wilde said:
Warning: Strong Opinion below.

American Football. Of course. What other game do large, sweaty men in tight-fitting uniforms grip each other, smack each other on the bum, grab each other in the crotch, and pile atop one another all for the right to hold a blown-up leather sack and throw it between two rigid poles?

Obviously you lack understanding of the game of American Football. They're KICKING it between two rigid poles, not throwing it!:) I imagine there's football players who WISHED all they had to worry about was being bum-smacked, crotch-grabbed, and dog-piled!
 

originally posted by Valmur_Dwur
Yet my Cardinals hand America's suckiest team another defeat always good!

Now really I think we can probably all agree that the Bengals are "America's suckiest team" though even they have been to more super bowls than the Cardinals :)

My beloved Cowboys are doomed enough (and will likely remain doomed while Jerry Jones owns the team) without the hapless Cardinals poking fun at us ;)
 

Rydac said:
originally posted by Valmur_Dwur


Now really I think we can probably all agree that the Bengals are "America's suckiest team" though even they have been to more super bowls than the Cardinals :)

My beloved Cowboys are doomed enough (and will likely remain doomed while Jerry Jones owns the team) without the hapless Cardinals poking fun at us ;)

Ahhh, but if you're a fantasy owner you can capitalize on such dependable ineptness! This week I picked up the Cardinals's D, as it was playing the Cowboys. That right there was enough to win the week.

I've already dropped Arizona and picked up Tennessee. Guess who they play next? :D

PS
 


GO GIANTS!

Now if they would only play to their potential, instead of playing down to their opponents (i.e. Cardinals)

But, I can always take solice in the fact they beat the Cowboys. Any season in which the Giants beat the cowboys is at least decent! :)

Taren Nighteyes
 

Virginia Wilde said:
Warning: Strong Opinion below.

American Football. Of course. What other game do large, sweaty men in tight-fitting uniforms grip each other, smack each other on the bum, grab each other in the crotch, and pile atop one another all for the right to hold a blown-up leather sack and throw it between two rigid poles?

Sounds like something your cousin Oscar might've said... and possibly enjoyed

NRG
 

Dagger75 said:
Arghh Dang Bucs. They are going to give me a heartattack someday.

Ha-ha!

Go Eagles!

And the Rams are on the way to the 11-5 season.

Uh, no.

Taren Nighteyes said:
But, I can always take solice in the fact they beat the Cowboys. Any season in which the Giants beat the cowboys is at least decent! :)

Beating the Cowboys is all that matters, if the Eagles went 2-14 and the two wins were against the boys it would still be a good season.
 

Virginia Wilde said:
Warning: Strong Opinion below.

American Football. Of course. What other game do large, sweaty men in tight-fitting uniforms grip each other, smack each other on the bum, grab each other in the crotch, and pile atop one another all for the right to hold a blown-up leather sack and throw it between two rigid poles?

Wrestling? ;)
 

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