I voted honestly so I don't consider it cheating, but then again, I was born in Chicago.
Thank you very much PC for the link to that page. My 7-year-old daughter rides and is very much into horses, and I'll check this page out with her in the future.
Technically, we didn't cheat; if we had voted all the other horses as "1"s, then we would have, but that would have been sleazy. Unfortunately there is no counter for how many people voted, but I have the sneaking suspicion that we totally blew the other folks away.
Thank you, everyone! This was fun, and my Mom is mightily amused.