We were like gods once... [Out of the frying pan...]
“Alrighty then, gather ‘round blokes, we have a rather interesting development that is… suited to your particular talents”, Captain Smyth rattles off rather sprightly as he walks briskly into the room.
Moose looks up, slurping, from a bowl of potatoes and bangers large enough to feed a kennel of wolfhounds. “So, you got us a mission dere?” he questions through a half-chewed mouthful.
At Moose’s inquiry Hank and John Brighton cease their laughing over a game of poker and look up expectantly.
Smitty simply continues to clean and polish his new Springfield rifle with slow, deliberate strokes, carefully working a piece of grit from under the scope mount that even an ordinarily assiduous soldier would have overlooked.
Smythe sets a folder down on the table, and unrolls a large map, pinning it to the corkboard in the room. As he does so, two MP’s who came in right behind him circle the room, pulling the windows closed and drawing the heavy curtains, then take up positions near windows. Another MP glances into the room from the doorway, then quietly closes the door.
“Yes, very well then. It seems we have news from one of our field agents several weeks back that there is a certain asset being removed from Nazi Germany. As you can see here and here”, pausing, Smythe points to several locations on the map indicating current Allied and suspected Axis positions, “we have the Jerry’s pinned into several locations but haven’t been able to push into eastern France or Germany proper as of yet.”
“Our agent has been able to move this property all the way from Berlin, through German lines, but is held up quite a ways from the coastline. See, this ‘property’ is apparently quite important to the Jerry’s and they’ve mounted all sorts of search operations and crackdowns trying to uncover the bloke. He’s managed to move into Holland a little while back, and was lying low until we could move him through the underground or get in there to pick him up.”
“Then we lost contact. Reports from the underground are a mite bit sketchy, but we are fairly certain that he was either captured or killed. He did, however, manage to hide the ‘asset’ in an old used book store in Holland, and we are fairly certain it’s still there. However, due to the increased Gestapo activity, we cant get an agent near it without tipping our hand.”
Hank raises his hand, interrupting. “Um, hey thar Cap’n, well, dingdang aint that a funny place t’ hide sumthin’ important, ya know, like a dingdang ol’ bookstore aint exactly secure”.
Smythe smiles that clever smile that he does so well and answers.
“Well, that’s the rub, old bean. You see, this asset is actually a book. One that’ll blend in quite nicely with a bunch of old musty grimoires and tomes, and because of the nature of this book it’s quite likely that the Gestapo and SS combing the city have no idea what it is that they are trying to find.”
“A *book*? You want to send us all the way to Holland to pick up a *book*?” John asks, incredulous.
Smythe pauses, takes a deep breath, and sighs.
“Now here is the word. I’m not so sure I believe in all this, but 5 years ago I would have told you that a man couldn’t have his arm replaced with one made of metal, or Nazis bloody well couldn’t fly or blast fire from their hands, so I’m willing to let higher-ups have a bit of leeway. Apparently this book has some… arcane… value, some kind of willy-nilly spooky secrets of some sort from ages gone by and what-not. See, the Nazi’s are quite enamored of the whole occult thing, and spent years digging around all over the globe for anything that they thought might hold some secret or power. Bloody foolishness if you ask me, but the higher-ups didn’t, so we just nod our bloody heads and carry on, keep a stiff upper lip, and all that rot. What I do know is that they spent years looking for this, and have guarded it like the Queen’s knickers trying to get it into Berlin. So even if it’s all rubbish, grabbing it would shove their nose in it pretty hard and give us some clue as to what the bloody hell they think they can accomplish with all this hocus-pocus.”
“You see, this book is *very* important to certain people on our side, and they are quite willing to risk whatever it takes to get it back. It’s an old thing, about this big”, Smythe estimates with his hands, “bound in strange and worn black leather, and the name of the book is “Von Unaussprechlichen Kulten, carved into the cover”.
“Well… alrighty there Smythey, whatcha got dingdangit in mind thar?” Hanks asks, looking at the maps and taking notes.
Smythe’s smile comes back, this time in spades.
“Heh. Well now, I got to thinking with a couple of the boys, hey wouldn’t it be great to surprise Jerry with something so audacious that it just might actually work, and maybe end the war before Christmas? So we kicked it about a bit, and decided a lightning strike using airborne units could cut off the city long enough to neutralize the Gestapo agents, retrieve the book, and then possibly even hold up a counterattack and roll in a division or two of armor making a dagger thrust into the third Reich and setting us up for the old one-two punch to take out the Nazis?”
Smythe describes the plans showing the drops for paratroopers, showing them maps and the road in which armored units will be taking. The men, except for Smitty, who is still quietly cleaning that rifle, stand around silently awed by the audacity of the thing. Hank, having some knowledge of tactics, would probably have used the word ‘insane’ in lieu of audacious, but he kept that to himself.
“While quite a risk, we need that bloody book, and an operation of this sort would be, at worst, a damned good diversion. So I had a ‘talk’ with a couple of old Monty’s staff officers”, at this point Smythe winks, and they guys almost swear they can see a small glint of light in his smile when he does so, “and of course they thought it was a right good idea”.
“So Monty took up on it, called it his own, and presented it to Allied command. A little push here and there, and off we go.”
“The Red Devils and the American paratroops left yesterday and should be on the ground now. Time is now of the essence. A contingent of Polish paratroopers will be leaving soon, and you will be one plane among many heading into Holland, except that you will peel off and make your own drop. Between now and then, study up on these maps, and be sure to get in there as soon as you hit the ground; Colonel Frost is leading the Devils, and he’s a personal friend of mine, so the sooner you can get there the better. He’ll hold the Jerry’s off as long as it takes.”
Hank, Moose, and John look over the maps showing the city, their expected drop zone, and the location of the book store that they need to reach.
“So what is this city here we are landing in, where the book is?” John asks.
“Oh. That would be Arnhem. The whole thing is being quaintly called Operation Market Garden.”
“You have your training, you have your orders; be quick, gather your gear, and show ‘em just what Allied ESSes can do. God speed”.
There is a ka-shink of a well-oiled bolt ramming home on a rifle as Smitty finally stands.
“Just show us to the plane. We’ll do the rest.”
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Captains Smythe and Smith stood on a runway watching the C-47’s taxi away. Weather had held up their deployment a bit, but now it was too late to turn back.
Smythe takes a drag from his cigarette, blowing out a ring of smoke before speaking.
“So, Smith old bean, do you think it was wise to send in that android ahead of them?”
Smith lights his own lucky strike and replies through the smoke.
“Yeah, it ought to be. That thing was a plant, or it was some kind of machine from the future. It’s out of our hair and on the ground where it will do some good. Either it’ll get killed, or it’ll give the Nazis a bunch of trouble.”
There was a short pause before Smythe pushed further.
“And if it gets ‘killed’, or captured? You realize none of them have any idea about the strength of the German counterattack we just sent them into?”
Smith took a few more drags, then ground out the cigarette butt with a boot heel before turning to go.
“Then it’s just like the other four, it’s just dead. There’s no room in this army for the weak. If they can’t handle themselves, then we’ve just cut that much more dead weight.”
Smith glances towards the last plane leaving, as if he could see the four newly indoctrinated ESS agents in the rear.
“Good luck boys. You’re damn well gonna need it”.
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