Welcome to the Forgotten Realms

[GravyFingerz]

Note, this isn't meant as a flame or a troll. It is a funny ancedote from an old gaming group I used to game with. The DM of said group is an old school gamer who believes that the realms is too power and treasure heavy. Hater of powerful NPCs of all kinds he was. He had a favorite saying: "Welcome to the Forgotten Realms - here's your +1 sword!" In his honor, I present the following feat.

Welcome to the Forgotten Realms [General]
Here's your +1 sword.
Prerequisite: From the Forgotten Realms.
Benefit: You receive a +1 sword.
Special: You twink.

And also, just for kicks:

Trogdor!!! [General]
Trogdor comes in the night!
Benefit: You can burninate the peasants.

 

[driver8]

Note, this isn't meant as a flame or a troll. It is a funny ancedote from an old gaming group I used to game with. The DM of said group is an old school gamer who believes that the realms is too power and treasure heavy. Hater of powerful NPCs of all kinds he was. He had a favorite saying: "Welcome to the Forgotten Realms - here's your +1 sword!" In his honor, I present the following feat.

Welcome to the Forgotten Realms [General]
Here's your +1 sword.
Prerequisite: From the Forgotten Realms.
Benefit: You receive a +1 sword.
Special: You twink.

And also, just for kicks:

Trogdor!!! [General]
Trogdor comes in the night!
Benefit: You can burninate the peasants.

Given everyones opinion of FR both positive and negative, I wont touch the FR feat.

But Trogdor rulz