El Mahdi
Muad'Dib of the Anauroch
Some cliches that come to mind are: ...
8. You enter a10' by 10'40' by 40' room. (I assume you're playing 4e?) An orc is guarding a chest. ...
...or a pie.

Some cliches that come to mind are: ...
8. You enter a10' by 10'40' by 40' room. (I assume you're playing 4e?) An orc is guarding a chest. ...
It has certainly been the case in every game that I have run (that had imaginary sex). If anything, female players seem more likely to likely to go after the imaginary sex, in part because I suspect that the male players have a hard time picturing me as a buxom tavern wench....Eh, women like imaginary sex too. My experience is that it's fairly common (though certainly not universal) for first-time female players to want to "vamp" NPCs, either for the party's advantage or for their own entertainment.
Of course, being her boyfriend, you have to be careful not to give the impression that you're cutting her special breaks if she does this.![]()
Problems that can only be solved by clever application of a mule and a 10' pole.