Spoilers What do people get wrong about Tolkien?


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The 5th level magic-user thing was an old in-joke, covered here in fact:

 

He was never satisfied with Orcs. He didn't want them to be irredeemable but he never wrote any objectively heroic ones either. They also most likely look like ugly Mongolians to Europeans "squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types. " This implies they look much more like humans and, given the half-orcs, are probably twisted version of humans and elves (since humans and elves were basically the same species but with different spiritual paths). They'd, effectively, be the opposite of elves in terms of appearance but not necessarily demeanor (at least, not the very early elves).
 

People don't talk enough about the wild weekend Tolkien spent in Gygax's LA mansion.
Yeah, faking his own death and living that wild party lifestyle for another 10 years is definitely part of why he's such a legend.

He has almost zero range - you can't imagine him writing a mystery, or a romance (lol), or, well, anything but epic fantasy.
I appreciate the "almost" hedge. I don't think we could call Farmer Giles of Ham or Leaf by Niggle epic fantasy, and of course he wrote a lot of poetry, though I know you're talking about narrative prose.
 
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The Rohirrim talk about Saruman being dweomerwise, in a way that seems very odd if they have no knowledge of people doing magic anywhere ever except for the Wizards.

Guys, you seem to be arguing against a position I am not taking.

I didn't say there's "no knowledge or people doing magic anywhere except for the wizards". That is nothing like anything I have said. So please stop.

My argument is far more limited - that there is no *evidence in the text" for anyone other than Maiar being called "wizards" in Tolkien's world. In the text, "wizard" is not used as a generic word for anyone who learns magic - that's a trope from other fiction and a D&D-ism, not an element from Tolkien. Other users of magic are generally referred to as "sorcerers", not wizards, in Tolkien's text.

And I think the Barrow Kings had artifacts of magic that weren’t elven or dwarven but their own craft. On this one again I may be wrong.

"Barrow Kings" are from the Game of Thrones. You may be thinking of the barrow-wights.... Let's talk about their history....

Back in the First Age, there was a big war against Morgoth - Sauron's boss. Morgoth lost, and Sauron hid. Humans that had stood with the elves and Valar against Morgoth and his forces were rewarded with their own kingdom, halfway between Middle Earth and the Undying Lands of the Valar, the place the elves go when the sail west across the sea.

That kingdom was Numenor. Its first king was Elros Half-elven, brother of Elrond. The Second Age of Middle Earth was the age of Numenor. It is during the Second Age that all the rings get forged...

Eventually, Sauron came among the Numenoreans - and aside form teaching some of them some dark magics, he corrupted them, until they broke the one real rule on them - to not try to reach the Undying Lands. The last king of the Numenoreans tried, and for that, Numenor was destroyed, and sunk beneath the sea (if you see an Atlantis analog here, you're not wrong). This beings the Third Age.

Numenorians that had remained faithful came into Middle Earth, and set up kingdoms (including Gondor), and became known as the Dunedain. The Witch-king (the lead Ringwraith) set up the kingdom of Angmar, and over the course of some centuries he eventually destroys the northern kingdoms of the Dunedain. He sets some evil spirits up in the barrow-downs, animating the corpses of dead Dunedain, to help prevent the Dunedain from rebuilding there.

Aragorn, by the way, it pretty much the last of the Dunedain royal line, which is why he is eventually made King in Gondor. He, and a few other rangers, still have a bit of Dunedain/Numenorean/elven blood.

The blades the hobbits find in the barrow-downs, some 1700 years after the fall of the Dunedain, were incredibly old - of Numenorean or Dunedain make - forged by people who had been in contact with the Valar and elves for centuries. These are not folks who were isolated and had to make up their own magic - they learned from the best.
 
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Guys, you seem to be arguing against a position I am not taking.

I didn't say there's "no knowledge or people doing magic anywhere except for the wizards". That is nothing like anything I have said. So please stop.

My argument is far more limited - that there is no *evidence in the text" for anyone other than Maiar being called "wizards" in Tolkien's world.
Okay, but you brought that up in response to me pointing out that the mortal races could do magic and that their spells were learnable by the wizards. I don't recall seeing anyone arguing that the mortal spellcasters were called wizards.
The blades the hobbits find in the barrow-downs were or Numenorean or Dunedain make - forged by people who had been in contact with the Valar and elves for centuries (and later touched by Sauron, who tempted and corrupted them until they broke rules that led to the destruction of Numenor). These are not folks who were isolated and had to make up their own magic - they learned from the best.
It seems like you're assuming that they didn't or couldn't make up their own spells or item enchantments.
 

Guys, you seem to be arguing against a position I am not taking.

I didn't say there's "no knowledge or people doing magic anywhere except for the wizards". That is nothing like anything I have said. So please stop.

My argument is far more limited - that there is no *evidence in the text" for anyone other than Maiar being called "wizards" in Tolkien's world.
Perhaps I mixed you up with someone else. Someone claimed that here was no evidence that humans ever made their own spellcraft. That’s what I was responding to, while also going on tangents, as is my wont.
“Barrow Kings" are from the Game of Thrones. You may be thinking of the barrow-wights. The spirits that animated those wights were sent to the barrow-downs by the Witch King of Angmar - the lead Ringwraith - to prevent the Dunedain from rebuilding their kingdom there.
The barrow wights were the ghosts of kings and nobles, and the barrow they were in was most likely that of the last prince of a realm that was a remnant of Arnor. nitpicking the term I used isn’t particularly interesting or helpful.
The Dunedain were remnants of the Numenoreans - who were humans rewarded by the Valar for standing with them and the Elves in the war against Morgoth back in the First Age. The first Numenorean king was Elros Half-elven, brother of Elrond.
I would assume that every single person here knows this.
The blades the hobbits find in the barrow-downs were or Numenorean or Dunedain make - forged by people who had been in contact with the Valar and elves for centuries (and later touched by Sauron, who tempted and corrupted them until they broke rules that led to the destruction of Numenor). These are not folks who were isolated and had to make up their own magic - they learned from the best.
Regardless of any idea of them being isolated, or having learned the craft of making magic items from someone else, the Numenoreans were Men, humans, not Maiar or anything like that. Special humans, sure, but very much mortal men.
 


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