What does vorpal mean?


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No, not "vorpal". 'Vorpal" is a made-up word. Beowulf grabs a really big sword, made by giants, when Hrunting fails him:

You always ruin my fun :p

Of course, I'm trying to recall something I read in English IV back in '88, but I could have swore the author used vorpal in the translation I read. It would have caught my eye back then because I lived and breathed D&D back then.

But that was what, a memory from 32 years ago? I'd don't trust I'm remembering correctly either.
 



Considering that this poem is also the origin point (if I remember my Carroll correctly) of the word "chortle" as well, vorpal may even refer to some sort of filigree work on the blade... ;)
 

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Of course, I'm trying to recall something I read in English IV back in '88

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But that was what, a memory from 32 years ago? I'd don't trust I'm remembering correctly either.

Well, considering that you've mastered time travel for 1988 to have been thirty-two years ago, I'd say you're still doing pretty good, all things considered.
 

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