What Halloween candy will you steal from your kids after they go to bed tonight?

[Ambrus]

Aint got no kids, so I guess I'd have to steal the kids first and then steal their candy.

Hm. Probably easier to just go out and buy candy. Forget I said anything.

 

[Jesus_marley]

I guess kids nowadays are more trusting of their parents when it comes to candy. When I was a kid if anyone tried to sneak anything out of my stash they would have come back with a bloody stump.... And I would have one more treat for later.

 

[Pbartender]

I guess kids nowadays are more trusting of their parents when it comes to candy. When I was a kid if anyone tried to sneak anything out of my stash they would have come back with a bloody stump.... And I would have one more treat for later.

Where I come from, the parents get their cut, or the kids get nothing.

Reese's, Butterfingers and Heath Bars are what compromises the Dad Tax in our house this year.

 

[Hairfoot]

Whatever it is that makes them want to take part in a foreign tradition which comprises dressing as a monster and threatening to harm strangers who don't give them sweets.

Oh, that's right - they've been swallowing marketing for multi-national food corporations. Maybe it's time to turn vegan after all.

 

[Kida]

My little guy still has some left. He put them into baggies and has a little in the morning and the rest at night. He made off like a bandit and he has enough to last him right up till Thanksgiving.

 

[LogicsFate]

Reese's, Butterfingers and Heath Bars.

Same here. No kids myself, but I dread the day my roommate finally notices the quickly dwindling bag of Heath Bars she bought.

 

[CanadienneBacon]

Laffy Taffy.

 

[megamania]

Next year we have to take them to more places....candy lasted only a week. We went to about 20 houses only.


Only two snickers
and one Twix "tested" by me. Hey- concerned parents need to check for poisons and razors in the kids food these days