FormerlyHemlock
Hero
Most recently my barbarian challenged an orc warlord to leadership of the small goblin tribe, and won. I was left with the challenge of trying to figure out what to do with 40ish goblin followers who are lazy, disloyal, thieves, and murderers. I can't just leave them, they'll start attacking towns and such. And if I take me with them, the party is likely to wake with Colombian neck ties. I used about ten to disarm traps the fast way, but still had 30 left. Would have been great to march them all down to the market and sell them off to shepheards looking for variety (or whatever). They ended up being great fodder, and I'm down to 11.
Tell them you're retiring and there's a contest to determine your successor. Fight to the death. Last man standing is the new chief!