What is Rule One?

[Grazzt]

Rule 1: See Rule 0.

 

[Holy Bovine]

Rule 1: See Rule 0.

I like this one!

 

[shilsen]

Rule 1) (my personal favourite) Do not act incautiously when confronted by small wrinkly bald smiling men ![/B][/SIZE]

One of my favourites too.

In my game, it's either KISS, or Don't EVER assume...

 

[Darklone]

Rule 1: A true game needs at least a d20.

 

[Malicene]

Rule 1 : Something that don't kills me... give me XP

 

[2d6]

Rule 1: Players never do what you plan for.

 

[Frostmarrow]

Shoot straight, watch your back, conserve ammo and never ever cut a deal with a dragon.

For your average shadowruns.

 

[andargor]

Rule 1: My DM is bigger than your DM.

(Wait till you see my father)

Andargor

 

[Magic Slim]

Rule 1) Have fun.

or

Rule 1) Make sure I have fun.

or

Rule 1) It's no fun unless someone dies.

or

Rule 1) Smiling Kobolds make for a baaaaad experience.

or

Rule 1) What's good for the goose is g... OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND YOU!

Slim

 

[The_Universe]

Rule 1: You are not the players' enemy.

OR

Rule 1: There is no sibling/father/mother that cannot turn out to be an evil plotting fiend, provided it advances the plot.

OR

Rule 1: There is NOOOOOOOOOO Rule 1.

OR

Rule 1: When the DM says the argument is over, it's over. Continuing will lead to crying, beating of breasts, and gnashing of teeth.