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What is the best tool?

What is the best tool?

  • Flathead Screwdriver (OK weapon; good for opening cans)

    Votes: 4 11.1%
  • Phillips Head Screwdriver (OK weapon; not good for cans of chunky soup)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hammer (good weapon; opens cans well but contents splatter)

    Votes: 6 16.7%
  • Adjustable Wrench (poor weapon unless fighting Steamjacks™; most cans too large for effective use)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Socket Wrench (need metric conversion for French Steamjacks™; abysmal for cans)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Awl (good weapon if you’re Sharon Stone; only good for cans of broth)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Crowbar (good weapon; good for really big cans)

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • Pliers (good for ‘questioning’ after a fight; not so good for cans but good for bottles of Pepsi™ wh

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Vice-grip™ (very good for ‘questioning’ after a fight; good for opening cans if you’ve suffered a na

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Hacksaw (good for ‘clean-up’ after fight in urban area; opens cans of all sizes)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chainsaw (heh, heh; also good for opening cans, but not if you want to eat the contents)

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • Belt Sander (heh, heh, heh; poor can opening but can will be shiny)

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Power Drill (OK for fights near power outlets; good for cans and, with attachments, can also stir fo

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • La Machine™ (good when fighting midget kobolds, rats, and Tinker Bell; not good for cans but you won

    Votes: 1 2.8%


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Hmm...since I work with every one of these tools on a weekly basis, I think I can safely say that there is no 'best tool'. HOWEVER, the most versatile tool to have which can be used for the most things is a framing hammer, the best of which is the brand name Death Stick. No kidding here, there's actually a corporation that Manufactures these things.

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These things are fun to use, especially when the homeowner is around. :D
 
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The true handyman needs only two tools: WD40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. An exceptional handyman can make a reasonable substitute for WD40 out of duct tape (or at least, I'm assuming they can, because WD40 is an element of the Everything set, and we all know you can make everything out of duct tape if you try hard enough).

Yes, I'm from northern Canada, how can you tell? ;)

--Impeesa--
 
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