what is your castle made of? (no parachute color needed in reply)

We use granodyorite a lot. It's, uhm, common stone, and despite having a cool name, it ranks, in the scale of coolness, at the very bottom. Not that I'm sure it's the correct English spelling, of course. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's wrong.

Anyway, I was once describing a perfectly normal corridor, made of stone, and a player asked "what kind of stone is it?", with the classical look of a player who, for some reason only he can know, thinks he's up to something. So I tell him that it's some kind of greyish, hard stone, and he asks more details.

Wondering why, I tell him that he could do it if he rolled knowledge-geology. "Can I do it with knowledge-nature instead?". I tell him ok, but the DC will be much higher. He rolls some number, and I tell him "it looks like very normal stone". He wants to know more, so I tell him "OK. It's granodyorite!", causing a burst of laughter from another player who is studying geology and wide-eyed looks from all the rest.

Now, whenever someone's character acts extremely interested in something that everyone else knows has nothing of interest at all, the word is "it's granodyorite!".
 

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jgbrowning said:


Mr. Billy,

My esteemed opinion of your brilliance has even grown greater through your knowledge of the wonderful books of Kane.

I think that Darkness Weaves is an unsung masterpiece of the genre.


joe "Buck'en for an ennie :) " b.

I promise to give your entry the same amount of attention that I give to them all. It's about as much of a promise as I can make :)
 


Flint, basalt, granodyorite, all super lame.

How about a castle made completly of obsidion? Too fragile? Magicly enforced obsidian. Diamond works too. Here's a fantasy one: Dragon Scales. That'd be a nasty building material!
 

Teflon Billy said:
I think that Darkness Weaves is an unsung masterpiece of the genre.

Have you seen the new Kane Omni-bus by Night Shade books? Its the three novels collected in one hardback. Called "Gods in Darkness." I have it, it's well done.

joe b.
 



Conaill said:
Ok, I have to ask.... "parachute color"? WTF? :confused:

bad reference to a late 80's early 90's book "what color is your parachute" it was of the self-help/inspirational/management genre :)
 

Hey

For the record it's granodiorite (in the US anyway, sometimes rocks/minerals have different names and spellings in Europe). It is in essence granite, having differences that are generally only observable with a hand lens. Also, granodiorite tends to be more gray, while granite can sometimes take on a pink color depending on the amount of feldspar in it. Granodiorite forms in slow cooling batholith magma chambers, y'know, like those formed around a recently-closed gate to the elemental plane of fire, or the type found where a powerful efreet has been imprisoned deep underground. Uncool indeed ... :)

Limestone ranges in colors from white through dark gray to gray-ish green to black. Yellow and brown limestome occurs in the presence of oxidizing agents (ie it's rusty). Red limestone is very uncommon, but does occur.

/stuff you couldn't care less about :cool:

-Matt
 

Argus Decimus Mokira said:

/stuff you couldn't care less about :cool:

On the contrary, when I was in elementary school I wanted to be a geologist. I had a metal cabinet full of rocks and everything. Hehe. I have a bunch of little rocks from the school parking lots that had white circles in them with stars in the center. Of course, that probably falls into the category of paleontology. :)

I was err... am such a geek.
 

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