What message would you leave?

In a prison cell:
- "I am innocent, you bastard!"
- A paranoid rant about a machination by some villain, whose the scrawler was a scapegoat for. (This may even be true and give a clue to the PC if they face the same villain.)

On a statue:
- "You were right, pal. A half-orc would have been a better hireling. At least he could have carried you out to some temple. (s) Tim the halfling."

Anywhere:
- "There's a necromantic trap beneath that door. You don't want to go there, trust me, it's really painful. On the other hand, though, I would enjoy some company."
- "A treasure was supposed to be there. We spent 10 days searching. If you find one, that would mean we are idiots, and that we have tortured and slain our contact for naught."
 

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Orcs wha hae wi Orcus bled
Orcs wham Gruumish aften led
Welcome tae yer gory bed
Wi' an elven slave 'r three!

Now's the time and now's the hour,
See the front of battle lour,
See advance the elven power,
Bows and foppery.

Wha will smash an elvish knave?
Wha c'n fill the prancer's graves?
Wha wants female elven slaves?
Let him fight wi' me!

Wha' for Orcland's King and Law?
Orcish axe will strongly draw?
Big-orc stand or Big-Orc fa'?
Make them elf-girls flee!

By oppression on all planes!
By those elves wi' big spiked chains!
Our brawn triumphs over Brains!
And we shall be free!

Lay the proud elf pansies low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Three Course Meal wi' every blow!
Let us do, or die!
 




yennico said:


A date several years ago.

A date several years in the FUTURE. Or...the future as the characters think of it......in reality, when they stepped into the dungeon....they were sent 400 years into the future. Hehe. Like my dwarven sorceror character. trapped in stasis for damn near 700 years (697DR - 1376 DR).
 


::whisper:: "don't turn around. maybe it won't see you"

"Uh-Oh. It's coming this way. Stay very still. Maybe it'll go away"



"OH MY GOD. IT'S SEEN YOU. RUN! RUNNNNNN!!!!!'




:D
 


"Unholy temple ahead. Trespassers will be sacrificed"

"Don't feed the Dragon"

"Don't forget to pick up a T-Shirt at the souvenir store. If you get out alive"

"THIS WEEKS MENU
Monday: Ochre Jelly
Tuesday: Human Babies
Wednesday: Merfolk Soup
Thursday: Chicken Surprise
Friday: Planar Plate"

"Wet walls? Damp cellars? Call 2-700-ILL KILL YOU"

"We want to inform you that we are in token strike until the canteen serves sentient humanoids again! - The guard"

(Above a skelleton lying on the floor
"Someone's following us. It got Lidda on the first night. Jozan and Regdar went to look for her and didn't return since. I remember that before Lidda disappeared, I heard a weird tingling. Like I hear no..."
(Used for maximum effect if there are some chimes around the corner)

Some Tic Tac Toe fields, painted with blood.

"If you can read this, you're standing on our trap door, the next movement will open it and drop you into the acid. Have a nice day."

"This dungeon is listed as a historic monument, avery creature inside belongs to an endangered species. So don't fight back, or we'll sue you."

"DISCLAIMER: If you enter this Site, you forfeit all rights. We are not hold responsible if you fall to a trap, get lost and starve, are hunted down and killed by our personal, or get flayed alive by one of our pets. If you don't agree to this, you should have turned back an hour ago."
 

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