D&D 5E What monster are you hoping to see in the 5B update?

[MonsterEnvy]

I need stats for the owlbear so I can convert that Dungeon module in which the party races an owlbear up a mountain, competing against a few other parties.

Owl bear stats are in the starter set.

 

[AmmiPierce]

Caryatid column! *fingers crossed*

Actually, maybe we'll finally get stats for banths or tharks or white apes. We've been waiting 40 years.

 

[Quickleaf]

Human! (in my Ferengi voice)

That way we can reverse engineer how to make NPCs without resorting to making them as full PCs.

 

[the Jester]

Crossing my fingers for quicklings.

 

[fanboy2000]

Human! (in my Ferengi voice)

That way we can reverse engineer how to make NPCs without resorting to making them as full PCs.

The starter set has commoner. That's likely a good start.

 

[Pentegarn]

Trolls.

But not the forum kind.

 

[Grazzt]

The starter set has commoner. That's likely a good start.

More examples from the Starter, the "Evil Mage" and "Redbrand Ruffians".

 

[Remathilis]

Trolls.

But not the forum kind.

Internet Toll
Large aberration, chaotic evil
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Armor class: 19 (proxy servers)
Hit points over 9000 (1d10,000)
Speed: faster than you can respond
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STR: 15, DEX: 9, CON 20, INT 3, WIS 5, Cha 2
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Condition Immunites: Logic, Banning
Senses: Weakness, Passive Perception 5
Languages: Something resembling English, L33t
Challenge: 20
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Long Winded: The troll can chain several long rests together, recovering 1d10+10 hp per hour resting and there is nothing you can do about it!

Actions
Trash Talk Ranged Attack +5 to hit Reach 100 ft (arms), one target (1d20+10) psychic damage and the target is Stunned (Wisdom save DC 12 Ends)

Reactions
Spew Bile When the troll is exposed to the fallacy of his own logic, he can make a special attack: Ranged Attack +7 Reach 300 ft cone Multiple targets (1d6+10) acid damage.

 

[Viking Bastard]

Human! (in my Ferengi voice)

Don't you mean "Hoo-man"?

 

[Nikosandros]

Beholders, nothing more scary. Those guys freaking SUCK!!!

Vampires suck more.