Hm...This is kind of unusual. I have done questionnaires that propose to come up with some numbers and stats (I was a dwarven paladin the last time I did one), but I have never been judged by others. But, after reading through the garbage that follows this intro, please feel free to judge me according to d20 standards.
Str - I once, in a massive fit of rage and anger, bench pressed my weight (I weigh about 240, or about 110 kg). But I emphasize once. However, I also moved about 70% of the furniture in our house onto a moving truck by myself, inlcuding two loveseats, a washing machine, and a treadmill. I guess practicality is more important than a "test of strength". I am constantly moving furniture around the house at the request of my wife.
Dex - Well, I grew up with an Atari 2600, which by default makes me relatively dextrous. I can type about 50 words per minute, with a few mistakes here and there, but for the most part, am pretty efficient. I played baseball in gradeschool, but only batted .129 for my carreer, and only scored 6 points in my entire basketball career that lasted for 4 years. However, I can eat food and use utensils in both hand interchangeably, I can play video games pretty easily, and can duck most objects thrown at me by my wife in a fit of rage for my stupid behavior (see INT below).
Con - I was a long-distance swimmer in high school, and used to ride my bike close to 60 miles per day (about 100 km). Now adays, it is much harder to stay in shape, as asthma became harder to deal with as I grew older. I had a stroke the day before my 28th birthday, and that pretty much shocked all the doctors more than would be expected. However, I do not get sick very often, and have not called off from work for a sick day in nearly 3 years. My workouts now consist mostly of swimming maybe 1000 yards or so (which takes a good 30 minutes with breaks and stops), although I can run a 5K race in about 30 minutes without stopping.
Int - I have taken 2 IQ tests in my life, and scored 135 in both. I have also taken various IQ tests on the internet, and received similar scores. I can remember incredibly useless stacks of knowledge (I spent much of my youth reading the encylopedia and the dictionaries while my friends played baseball), and know quite a bit of useless trivia. My coworkers come to me if they need useless information. However, I have a tendancy to forget some of the simpliest commands, and can be easily distracted from a priority list if i don't write things "to do" on a piece of paper.
Wis - I am a Christian, and have been teaching Sunday school to Junior High students for the last 3 years. I guess since clerics and religious people have high Wisdom scores in the game, then that is probably the only way to describe what wisdom score i may have. most of my friends consider me to have a pretty good concept of common sense, and I also know how to use it.
Cha - I think that someone once said of me, "you know, you could naughty word your way out of your own funeral." I wasn't sure if that was a compliment or an insult, but I think that i have that effect on people. Many people like my sense of humor (or complete lack thereof), but I also have an odd effect on people that i can make them completely hate me within moments of meeting me (although that particular breed is few and far between, thank you). I am a little self-deprecating, but I am capable of using that to my advantage.
I like to do a lot of creative writing, but I don't know where that fits in to the whole D&D/d20 stat sequence. Have fun with this one - i would like to see what you all have to say about me, since i already have a general idea of where I think my stats should be.
Fire away!