What would YOU do with a +65 Bluff?

[BiggusGeekus@Work]

Hmmm. Other than selling air conditioners to White Dragons?

I'd convince a wizard he should create an item that would give me +40 to Bluff of course!

 

[orbitalfreak]

I think that combat would be made a lot easier.

"What's that, you fiend? You can't possibly be fighting me right now! 'Why,' you ask? Because, you're dead, of course. See, there's your body over there. Oh, that's right, how silly of me! The deceased can't see their own bodies, causes too much trauma and some such. You'd do yourself a favour if you would just lie down quietly and wait for your spirit to be whisked away to the afterlife. I'm told it's quite painless. Good-night, now!"

And, of course, the ever-popular:

"These aren't the 'droids you're looking for." :waves hand:

 

[BVB]

First, convince each member in your party to develop at least five ranks of performance skill.

Then use their minimalist acting abilities to further bolster your bluffs, gaining synergies for collective performances. This assumes, of course, that the Bluffmeister took the lead...

Dashing through the halls of a traditional dungeon, they finally enter an occupied room. "Aaaaaaaaay!" the Bluffmeister screams, accompanied by a small band of equally perturbed adventurers. As his associates continue to shout incoherently and pull at their hair in confusion, he stops, grasps the shocked ogre mage by the equivalent of his lapels, and shakes him violently. "The ancient red dragon lich will be here any second! Run, man, run for your life!"

 

[Gellion]

Get his mother, Mother always succed against Sense Motive checks against their children.

 

[Anabstercorian]

Why does the "lammasu in disguise" thing even work. Someone could totally believe that was your SINCERE BELIEF, but since it obviously isn't true, then nobody will act on it except to eye you warily.

What do you mean, it obviously isn't true? He's a LAMMASU! He wouldn't lie to us! Of course he's in disguise!

 

[Simplicity]

Vigo the Destroyer: "And now I shall destroy this pathetic kingdom and slaughter everyone in it! Hahahah!"

Biff the Bluffy: "Great plan! Too bad it's got a fatal flaw."

Vigo: "What?!? What are you talking about, you fool?"

Biff: "Yeah... Well, I'm afraid you're already dead. I've killed you already, and now your just a vengeful ghost without any real power. Sorry about that. My bad."

Vigo: "I'm... I'm dead? I guess I HAVE been feeling unwell lately."

Biff: "Stone cold dead, Vigo. I did you in with this here sword days ago."

Vigo: "Uhhhh... That kind of looks like ... I mean from here... that kind of looks like a old shoe. What you got there is an old shoe..."

Biff: "Well, yeah. That's how I was able to sneak up to someone as powerful as you and kill you! This amulet makes my sword LOOK like a shoe! Here, hand me your sword and I'll show you."

Vigo: "Here."

Biff: (switches hands holding sword and shoe) "See? Now your sword looks like a shoe."

Vigo: "Wait... No, it still looks like a sword."

Biff: "No, you're confused. That's MY sword. YOUR sword is the one that looks like the shoe."

Vigo: "Your sword sure looks a lot like like my sword."

Biff: "Well, that's because I took your sword after I killed you. I did mention that I killed you didn't I? This proves it."

Vigo: "Give me back my sword!"

Biff: "Alright." (Gives Vigo the shoe)

Vigo: "How come it feels like a shoe still?"

Biff: "Part of the illusion. Give it a smell... It doesn't smell like a shoe does it?"

Vigo: (sniff) "Auuuughghgh... That smell horrib..."

Biff: (stabs Vigo)

 

[Paul_Klein]

I dunno about me, but I know what Lawrence from Office Space would do ....

 

[Will]

I'd get all the nice looking tail in the kingdom. Particularly those half-elves.

Maybe get the wizards to conjure up some succubi.

And then raise a big-ass statue to myself: The tower of ass. Made of solid mithril by elves on a massive plinth designed by dwarves.

Man, that's what I'd do.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

I'd convince everyone that the end times are coming, and that I can prevent them, but only when propperly equipped. Thus, they should give me all of their money that they can afford to relinquish so that I can buy the right tools for my crusade against evil!

Then, I'll convince a wealthy man that I purchased his castle weeks ago, and that I am shocked that he's still here. Then, order him to please leave the premesies immediately if he wouldn't mind.

Then, I shall find the most beautiful lass in all the land, and convince her I am the man of her dreams.

Of course, I'll have to convince a few people that they'd LOVE to spend the rest of their lives serving me hand and foot...

 

[Anabstercorian]

Simplicity, that was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.