What's up with B.A.D.D.?

[Kai Lord]

*psst! crothian! how'd he know 'bout that?*

Crothian was bragging earlier about how his DM was a pussy that couldn't kill anyone in the party if he tried.

 

[Xarlen]

"That totally cinematic and dramatic encounter was stupid! Dragons are supposed to make you pee your pants just like Bard did right before he killed Smaug!"

Actually, that was me, and I still stand by my opinon. Neener.

 

[Crothian]

*psst! crothian! how'd he know 'bout that?*

In reality he is the real Karl Fausser. He's been secretly scrying the egroup and preparing to make his move

Or he read about it in a different thread

 

[Crothian]

Crothian was bragging earlier about how his DM was a pussy that couldn't kill anyone in the party if he tried.

Actually, in that game he's killed I think one PC twice, and three other Pcs once.

 

[Crothian]

Too bad. I thought you were going to tell some sweet story where five guys rolled natural 20's in the first round or something.

Sorry, I guess that was a little anti climatic.

 

[Kai Lord]

Actually, that was me, and I still stand by my opinon. Neener.

That's cool. Kobolds who wet themselves at the first sign of danger help make the real heroes look that much more badass.

 

[Mr Fidgit]

Crothian was bragging earlier about how his DM was a pussy that couldn't kill anyone in the party if he tried.

*note to self - do not get something to eat while posting

*note to self 2 - do not try to eat while reading posts

*note to self 3 - clean the food off your computer

 

[Mr Fidgit]

In reality he is the real Karl Fausser.

damn you, Fausser! get back to your couch!

 

[Xarlen]

That's cool. Kobolds who wet themselves at the first sign of danger help make the real heroes look that much more badass.

You apparently don't know the Horror that is the Kobold. Even if the Kobold wet himself, if it's your average kobold, the PCs shouldn't even *smell* the urine.

A kobold in melee is a dead kobold. Yet, one with traps, cover, and a fleeing route between it and the party is a true kobold.

 

[Xarlen]

I also had a party decimate a Fiendish Green Dragon. I could relate the tale, but admittedly, it was due to some munchkin/bad rolling on the part of the dragon, then me not playhing the dragon.