Where did this strange DM quote come from?

[Thunderfoot]

That's my guess, or a Jack Chic tract.

Nah, it too literate for a Chick Tract...

 

[Corsair]

Pun-Pun laughed at the feeble old man."You old fool," he cried. "You do not know the game-breaking power I wield, nor the utter cheese at my command," he said, as he turned into a Sarrukh.

Then he saw the elf jumping off the cliff.

Then Pun-Pun got sad, as the DM merely said "no".

 

[Mark]

I can't play this week but my character is there but he can't die because I'm not there but he gets a share of the treasure for being there even though I'm not there cause he is.


There.

 

[rom90125]

this thread has brought tears of laughter to my eyes...best.thread.evar.

 

[Vorput]

this thread has brought tears of laughter to my eyes...best.thread.evar.

I aim to please- but seriously... I wish I knew for sure.

It's a text file full of strange/funny quotes I'd collected, and generally I'd labelled all of them- just not this one... I wonder if perhaps it comes from some old D&D game a friend had once... that came with like a VHS tape with the dungeon master on it? Forget how it worked exactly.. not entirely sure we ever played it tbh...

 

[Mark]

Fear me, for I am fear itself.

Wait. Got it. FDR, Ignaugural Crawl, GM's Day 1933 (look it up!).

 

[Tewligan]

I like how in the quote the Dungeon Master says "Fear not", but then in the same breath goes on to say "You should fear me!" Make up your mind, you melodramatic old bastard!

 

[Ridley's Cohort]

Fear not, my friends...for I am fear itself

I think I rolled a natural 20 on my save on that one.

 

[green slime]

Then the DM's almighty "Blue Bolt of Lightning" comes out from the heavens, turning you and all of your possessions to a small burn spot. No save possible.

I prefer falling grand piano's, actually.

 

[Numion]

I like how in the quote the Dungeon Master says "Fear not", but then in the same breath goes on to say "You should fear me!" Make up your mind, you melodramatic old bastard!

He would make a good village idiot NPC.