Where did this strange DM quote come from?

[Rackhir]

Sounds like something from "Mazes and Monsters" or one of those "D&D is evil and leads people to commit suicide" sorts of books/stories

 

[Tewligan]

I tell the Dungeon Master that I have an 18 strength - does he look scared? Also, I'm holding my sword so I'm not THREATENING him with it, but, y'know, just look like I'm ready in case he tries any crap. Y'know? Also, if there ARE any elven maidens, I hit on them really fast before Thurbane does. I have a 14 charisma, so they'll probably wanna do it with me.

 

[Treebore]

I tell the Dungeon Master that I have an 18 strength - does he look scared? Also, I'm holding my sword so I'm not THREATENING him with it, but, y'know, just look like I'm ready in case he tries any crap. Y'know? Also, if there ARE any elven maidens, I hit on them really fast before Thurbane does. I have a 14 charisma, so they'll probably wanna do it with me.

Then the DM's almighty "Blue Bolt of Lightning" comes out from the heavens, turning you and all of your possessions to a small burn spot. No save possible.

 

[Cameron]

Then the DM's almighty "Blue Bolt of Lightning" comes out from the heavens, turning you and all of your possessions to a small burn spot. No save possible.

Wouldn't it be better to just turn him into a Fighter, and turn all his equipment to air?

 

[Ed_Laprade]

Sounds like something from "Mazes and Monsters" or one of those "D&D is evil and leads people to commit suicide" sorts of books/stories

That's my guess, or a Jack Chic tract.

 

[TheCrazyMuffinMan]

"Fear not, my friends, for I am the elusive one known only as the Dungeon Master? Do you fear me? Do you fear my wrath? Do you fear the power I posses? "You should. Because I don't fear you," the old man says, pointing a gnarled finger in your direction. He looks up from the great tome before him with aged eyes, and grins a grin of evil. "Be forewarned, my child, for what I have in store for you would chill the hearts of demons themselves. Nothing can prevent your demise, nothing can stop your deaths, so now tell me, do you see promise in your ventures?" You look at him, with eyes that question everything he says? Your demise? Your not dead, at least not yet. And why would he proclaim your death even before you have started... "Because, my paranoid friend," he says having read your mind. "I am the Dungeon Master. You have spoken those words before, unknowing of the true power that laid behind them. Know now what powers I possess. Fear me, for I am fear itself. Fear me, for I know what all shall transpire."

*hands over character sheet with Pun-Pun"

DM: :s Um... never mind

 

[jdrakeh]

I don't know where the quote came from but whoever first said it (or wrote it) was no doubt a fan of the Viking Hat.

 

[Particle_Man]

Great... Now I really need to chlorinate my brain. You really need to put a R18 warning when you come up with things like this...

The R18 would have been for if I had said "Bobby the Barbarian" instead of "Hank the Ranger."

 

[WarlockLord]

Pun-Pun laughed at the feeble old man."You old fool," he cried. "You do not know the game-breaking power I wield, nor the utter cheese at my command," he said, as he turned into a Sarrukh.

Then he saw the elf jumping off the cliff.

 

[Milagroso]

That's my guess, or a Jack Chic tract.

*shudder*

Oh, and I totally cast Mordenkainen’s Faithful Hound before this.