Which team will win Super Bowl LX?

[MoonSong]

and that time of the year for people who don't care about it at all to just add sarcasm or outrageous answers or both lol

Just cranky avocado prices skyrocket this time of year.

 

[DeviousQuail]

Seahawks. I've been a Seahawks fan my whole life and I think they match up well against the Patriots. As much as I'd like to see them win in a blowout I doubt that happens. The Patriots defense can hang with anyone, their offense is good, and they play a clean game with few penalties or turnovers. Their last few games may not have been as inspiring as the Seahawks', but I have no doubt that they'll bring their A game.

 

[Koloth]

AKA the year that Pete Carroll had a generational talent at running back and decided not to hand him the ball at the goal line. Twice.

As for rooting interests, I'd have to say "meteor" (though it's not as bad as if the Rams had won), not just because I don't want either of these teams to win but also because it would mean the 49ers would have to move out of Santa Clara (on account of it not existing anymore, on account of the meteor) and the electrical substation will stop destroying their health and maybe we stop wasting our own generational talent at running back

Oddly, just read an article stating neither of the teams are using the 49's practice facilities over any chance there is merit to the substation theory.

As for the winner, the advertising team for NBC. And the puppies.

 

[GreyLord]

I voted for the Patriots (definitely an unpopular choice on these forums), but I would hope they lose.