Which team will win Super Bowl LX?

[MoonSong]

and that time of the year for people who don't care about it at all to just add sarcasm or outrageous answers or both lol

Just cranky avocado prices skyrocket this time of year.

 

[DeviousQuail]

Seahawks. I've been a Seahawks fan my whole life and I think they match up well against the Patriots. As much as I'd like to see them win in a blowout I doubt that happens. The Patriots defense can hang with anyone, their offense is good, and they play a clean game with few penalties or turnovers. Their last few games may not have been as inspiring as the Seahawks', but I have no doubt that they'll bring their A game.

 

[Koloth]

AKA the year that Pete Carroll had a generational talent at running back and decided not to hand him the ball at the goal line. Twice.

As for rooting interests, I'd have to say "meteor" (though it's not as bad as if the Rams had won), not just because I don't want either of these teams to win but also because it would mean the 49ers would have to move out of Santa Clara (on account of it not existing anymore, on account of the meteor) and the electrical substation will stop destroying their health and maybe we stop wasting our own generational talent at running back

Oddly, just read an article stating neither of the teams are using the 49's practice facilities over any chance there is merit to the substation theory.

As for the winner, the advertising team for NBC. And the puppies.

 

[GreyLord]

I voted for the Patriots (definitely an unpopular choice on these forums), but I would hope they lose.

 

[DeviousQuail]

Oddly, just read an article stating neither of the teams are using the 49's practice facilities over any chance there is merit to the substation theory.

Not true at all. The Patriots are practicing at Stanford University and the Seahawks are practicing at San Jose State University. The same places the Broncos and Panthers practiced at in the lead up to Super Bowl 50, which was held at Levi's Stadium. The same stadium as this year's Super Bowl. This is done for entirely practical purposes. The teams have their own spaces to avoid logistical overlap and they are much more private.

 

[Sacrosanct]

The voting results have me nervous. All year long, everyone and their grandma's dog kept predicting the Seahawks would lose and Darnold would choke in a big game. They've been underdogs all year. But now, if they are the favorites, that will jinx them.

 

[payn]

The voting results have me nervous. All year long, everyone and their grandma's dog kept predicting the Seahawks would lose and Darnold would choke in a big game. They've been underdogs all year. But now, if they are the favorites, that will jinx them.

Results might be skewed since some posters think this is a thread about Harry Potter

 

[Umbran]

It depends.

In this century, it seems that the Patriots only win the Superbowl if my wife and I go to a Superbowl party.

Note: My wife and I are not football people. We go to Superbowl parties when someone we know is throwing a gathering that we expect to be fun for those who aren't paying much attention to the game.

 

[CleverNickName]

Note: My wife and I are not football people. We go to Superbowl parties when someone we know is throwing a gathering that we expect to be fun for those who aren't paying much attention to the game.

 

[Gradine]

The voting results have me nervous. All year long, everyone and their grandma's dog kept predicting the Seahawks would lose and Darnold would choke in a big game. They've been underdogs all year. But now, if they are the favorites, that will jinx them.

To be fair, I think it has less to do with an overwhelming amount of faith in the Seahawks (or at the very least Darnold) and more to do with the Patriots being one of the most fraudulent Super Bowl teams in history. See also:

Results might be skewed since some posters think this is a thread about Harry Potter

Geez, I don't even want to think about how horrible would that be