Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[+5 Keyboard!]

Looks like if we go by the polls, Jeremy Walker would be the last Paizo staff member to survive the cannibalistic feast fest. Though, from what I hear, Mike McArtor is much bigger than him so Jeremy would have to be pretty clever to take him out.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

So unless she is able to somehow cajole the staff of men into turning on one another first, I suspect that she will be the first victim.

I think women get that feat for free.

 

[delericho]

This quote makes me wonder what happened to the 'real' PaizoPhil. Everyone knows that upon accepting a sales position, your soul is *automatically* forfeit and removed... ;>

I was wondering how the authors researched "Fiendish Codex II"...

 

[Henry]

This is hands-down my favorite thread this month.

So, was the meal very Phill-ing?

 

[TracerBullet42]

Start at the top.

Sorry, James.

 

[Jason Bulmahn]

Well.. it is the morning here now....

There is no one left and I have taken to nibbling on myself. I may have to turn to burning submissions next for warmth. If it makes you feel any better, I will review them first...

On the upside, I spent the night making some great bone dice, hopefully to be on sale soon at Paizo.com.

Jason Bulmahn
Managing Cannibal of Dragon

((We all left late last night... and apparently got home safe, although I have not heard from some of my fellow Survivors. Coming from Milwaukee, it is always amazing to me how this city goes into a complete panic/apocalyptic mode whenever the weather gets a bit chilly.))

 

[Mystery Man]

It looks like sales is doomed. Dooooomed.

 

[Zaukrie]

Great, great thread.

 

[helium3]

So!

Here at Paizo, we've been hit by a blizzard. As in, most of us are probably going to be stuck here at the office overnight. Fearless Publisher Erik Mona has already left for home, but we expect him back in a few hours, his fancy car abandoned on the on-ramp to the bridge.

Cool. Maybe you folks can make some headway on that backlog of submissions.

 

[IanB]

I voted you eat Jason, on the theory that it will increase my chances of success at the DDM Limited Championship.