"So you die, Keptin, and ve all move up in rank. No vone vill question the assassination of a superior officer who has disobeyed prime orders of the Empire."
Sheesh, pick on the sales guy. At least *I* understand the TPS reports. Besides, Bulmahn is far more tender and juicy than I. Pick him I say, pick him!!
OK, I went ahead and voted for Bulmahn, mainly because it doesn't look like he's going to publish my wonderful, wonderful article Shrines: the Houses of the Holy anytime soon. Because, you know, it's only been 14 months since he fobbed me off with some line about a "good submissions" folder. Plus he probably doesn't have a gammy leg on account of being a fabulously wealthy manager-type...